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forgive me, my frontal lobe is still developing

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THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE YOUR 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

CLAIM THE TITLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS 🌀

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

A STORM THAT COULDN'T BE WEATHERED🌪️

The Carolina Hurricanes have won the Stanley Cup for the first time in 20 years ‼️

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

NIKOLAJ EHLERS OVERTIME HERO

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

👑 BACK-TO-BACK 👑

#GoDawgs

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THE KING HAS BEEN DETHRONED?

Well thats for you to decide after you watch THE movie of the year… F1. Up until this point the first pixar Cars movie was the most compelling racing movie i’ve seen until now. I will shamefully admit i’ve seen it 3 times now just to make sure I didn’t give an over emotional reaction and if you like old men, asphalt, and losers then you’re in for a great ride. Even if not YOU HAVE TO SEE IT ASAP

F1 gets a F9.1 out of F10

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J. JONAH JAMESON IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY!

Well maybe he’s actually just working for the government but whats the difference!?
I’m putting the first Accountant and Accountant 2 into one review since I watched them both recently and they’re easily some of the most bad ass movies i’ve ever seen. Actions speak louder than words and both movies trust the audience enough to leave it to the actions to tell. I definitely prefer the first movie but both are on my “must watch” list.

Both movies combined get an average of about 8.5 CPAs out 10

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THE ENTITY DOESN’T WANT YOU TO LIKE AND INTERACT WITH MY TWEETS. THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO!

Mission Impossible the FINAL Reckoning is a special one to me because one of my very first reviews was for part 1 of this movie. Final Reckoning was absolutely epic but i must admit it fell a little short of part 1 which was one of the best action movies i’ve ever seen. Tiny Tom proved he’s still got it like Messi in 2022!

Final Reckoning gets 8.4 stunt planes ✈️ out 10

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Deleted files, tampered videos, and murders covered up as suicide!

Obviously i’m talking about the new Thunderbolts movie. Surprisingly better than expected, this felt like an average marvel movie from pre end game and that’s a bug compliment considering what the new normal is. If they can recreate what they did with John walker and Yelena in this movie with other new characters maybe people will actually enjoy the movies! Not great but i’d call it good.

The “New Avengers” earned themselves a 6.8/10

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@hamiltonnhannah Getting a little too political for me

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I yearn to be more consistent the same way I yearn for lava chicken.

The Minecraft movie had the same effect on me as giving counterfeit money to homeless people. In the moment it feels kinda good when you say them light up at gesture, but after the fact you just question if it was worth it a little. Its definitely a kids movie but way better then I thought it was gonna be, lots of action and lore accurate. Jack Black is the life blood of this thing and I’m still singing about Steve’s Lava Chicken.

The Minecraft movie gets 6.5 creepers out of 10

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Would you rather have sex with a viltrumite or bugs? To quote the girl from the taco shell commercial, “Why not both!?”

Season 3 of Invincible just wrapped up and like college football, next season cant come soon enough. Action, drama, betrayal and an underrated star stuttered cast of voice actors have turned this thing into one of the best animated shows i’ve ever seen. If the super hero genre interests you in the slightest and you’re tired of Marvel and DC serving you steamy logs of shit on a platter then look no further.

So far the series as a whole gets a 8.7/10 with some episodes far exceeding that.

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Do hills have eyes or was it Diddy all along!?

Keeping in theme with the horror that is working 9-5 it only felt right to watch the classic that is Hills Have Eyes. One thing is for sure, they don’t make them like they used to. The story was fine but you really gotta give credit to having a film set in a desert and actually filming in the desert. It makes the world feel so much more real. I do recommend this movie and I still gotta watch part 2.

It’s getting 7.2 flat tires out of 10 from me. (Pls lmk if you’ve seen this)

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If I stumbled upon a genie who would grant me 3 wishes I would wish Paris away with all 3 wishes.

Had me a classic January horror movie itch to scratch and my drug of choice was As Above So Below, the set up was boring and bland but most of the movie is in the catacombs so it was at least entertaining and some pretty good tension building scenes but there’s just too many classic tropes of horrible decisions for me to say it was great, then again most horror movies suck and this one didn’t suck a lot. Just the right amount as if it was a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

As Above So Below is as above a 6 as it is below a 7 😮‍💨
(6.5/10)

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IT WAS AGATHA ALL ALONG or was it Mark Ruffalo’s character from shutter island?

Was I watching Strange Darling or Wizards of Waverley Place? I’m not sure, all I could tell you is everything is not what it seems😳 suspense building is off the chain with this one too. @enderperry was the mastermind behind this recommendation and for that i’m giving it 7.8 Nittany Lions out of 10

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@hamiltonnhannah

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Not only is the Emperor not wearing any clothes but I fear he was sleeping with his brother :(

Gladiator 2 had a giant pair of OJ Simpson sized gloves to fill so I didn’t expect much. Turns out Hollywood can still turn out a decent sequel every once in a while and made a banger. Sure it’s basically like a remake of the first movie but that didn’t stop my smooth monkey brain from lighting up at the action. More practical special effects could’ve really taken this movie over the top but a very fun watch for sure with great acting.

I would rate this movie 8.2 Colosseums out of 10

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@hamiltonnhannah Posting review later today 🤫🤫 long overdue

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