Eddie Maughan

25 | Je suis le seigneur de la danse

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

Toilet paper

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Na shearer cooked fr

[Jonny Wilson @JonnyWilsonx]

The negativity from some ‘fans’ sitting around me yesterday was pathetic. League cup final and 4th man #nufc

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

I've got a secret to share with you all that not many people know...
You're not supposed to be in the middle lane you twat

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

That George Asda back to school rap is a banger

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

Does anyone actually 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 a dolmio day?

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

What a great way to stop the spread of a virus!
Have an incentive to get it. 🙃

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

I love The Chase, but Bradley Walsh is just irritating these days

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

What a tosser eh

[PMLEGEND™ Esq.🇯🇲👨🏾‍⚖️🌹🅴 @PMLEGEND]

@GNev2 Dec 16 - Boris Johnson ridicules Keir Starmer for the suggestion of cancelling Christmas... 'we don't want to criminalise people's long-made plans'

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

@adamLynch93 You can see my confusion when you say you're in Leeds and you're in a different county altogether

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

There must be at least a dozen people in their mid-20s stuck in that Jungle Run cave you know

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

I've seen some weird shite on Wish adverts. A mouldy old sandwich for £7 is definitely up there.

[Sam Jones @SamJonesMCR]

In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people.

You can wear one to Aldi.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Michael Che: Matters came out in 2016, but these words feel as poignant as ever.

[Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b]

If you're wondering where the thinking grown-ups have gone, they're on CBeebies

[Eddie Maughan @eddiemaughan]

Jam on Toast

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

America. Britain.

This is what happens when you vote into power, people who are cunts.

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

Seeing people removing their masks to have a cigarette makes no sense.

They are determined to avoid the virus but are quite happy to drastically increase their chances of getting lung cancer.

General health is so important too!

[j🦕 @pennyroyaIte4]

no way you can prepare for this

[Gyles Brandreth @GylesB1]

I steer clear of all controversy (it's not good for the digestion) but I do love an anagram & via the Chief Crossword Compiler for The Times I hear that a
Telegraph compiler has turned:
STAY ALERT; CONTROL THE VIRUS; SAVE LIVES ...
into:
EASILY SURVIVES TRAVEL NORTH TO CASTLE ...