Eddie Morrison

Comedian

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

@woodwardsports @Lions @Commanders @nealruhl @NFL Came back to watch this like five times after the game ended lmao.

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

Finally starting Succession so people stop looking at me like I told them I don’t recycle

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

Adult Jiu Jitsu is like real life Fight Club except the first rule is you HAVE to talk about it

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

They’re really going for it in the new season of Missouri State House

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Here's @EddieMorrison_ with the first DC Improv performance of 2023! The Starting Five showcase is back Friday and Saturday and tix are only $22 ... so GET ON IT

https://t.co/6WCS6sUl8t

[LizaBanks Campagna @DownBytheLBanks]

Kevin McCarthy moving into the speaker’s suite before he actually has the job

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

I don’t WANT Covid but I’m slightly offended I haven’t gotten it yet

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Congrats to @EddieMorrison_ for winning the historic 30th edition of #ComedyKumite tonight. Truly an outstanding show all-around.

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

What John King looked like three days ago:

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

Obsessively checking election results and driving is still totally legal

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#dcprotest

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

Friday at the Black Cat!

[Church Night @ChurchNightDC]

Flock! We have TWO services this weekend in DC and NYC with @Meeshelmybell @EddieMorrison_ @rachel_kaly and @donsengstack !!

[Undergound Comedy Fest 2019 @UCFest2019]

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Comedy Central is coming to Big Hunt for one night to see what all the buzz around DC comedy is about. Those selected from this audition showcase will perform at Comedy Central's giant festival, Clusterfest. Come and support some of DC's best.

Tix: https://t.co/fK3zn1MZKq

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

This is going to be a hot one

[The Overachievers @OverachieverDC]

⚡️The @OverachieverDC Show is back this Wednesday⚡️

Featuring: @jweemscomedy + @IanLaralive + @EddieMorrison_

Hosted by @MartinAmini

Music: @boKnowsDJING

Venue: @dcimprov

Doors open 7:00 Showtime 8:00pm

Tickets available at: https://t.co/TnzDLNOJJu

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

Bernie would have done blackface

[Natalie McGill @NatalieSMcGill]

TONIGHT: Hosting for @ManonMathews at @dc_loft w/ @EddieMorrison_ featuring. Show's at 7pm. Hope to see you in Dupont!

Tix info: https://t.co/l1glNpqwSt

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

!!

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

In two weeks, comedy champions return to the DC Improv for a stand-up battle you just gotta see. https://t.co/Gytb7KFebI

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

I don’t want to stop smoking as much as I want to stop being the first person everyone looks at when a birthday cake needs lighting

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

I bet they send unsold 2018 calendars the same places they send losing team championship hats

[Eddie Morrison @EddieMorrison_]

@KenLlew We’re both still here

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This old Asian dude the in locker room has been standing hanging out naked for 45 minutes. I was like wtf then I realized I’ve been watching him for that long so lol