Edward R 🦑

was whippin in the water , 23 | 🏊‍♂️✌️🪴

[Edward R 🦑 @eddthemenace]

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” 🎃👻🌑

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑯 𝑩𝑬𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 🏳️‍⚧️ @BeyonderSmash]

Micheal Jackson deadass did this in the movie

[Edward R 🦑 @eddthemenace]

@LIFEISPUKE2023 @chri_s8

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Buddy asked why I was drinking a bottle of George W Bush

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the ides of march

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

One of the most disgusting things to ever happen at a major awards ceremony.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is gonna go crazy at 1:30am when the edible hits

[Spen Dat Shii @spenbae]

The more I drink the more i become Orochimaru..

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation

[ຸ @swagboygen]

Btches be like "You tryna smoke?" Whole time they offering you to smoke yo own weed.

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

We don’t count favors over here just make sure u got me like I got u

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

they really turned a childhood commercial into a video game

[Sweep @0xSweep]

This $200M bank is backed by Parmesan Cheese and is lending people money for cheese

In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold

The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million

Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready

This leaves farmers with millions of dollars in premature products they can’t sell, while still needing to pay for cows, bills, and workers

By using young cheese as security for a loan, farmers get cash immediately

The bank provides up to 80% of the value upfront so these businesses stay running

While the loan is active, the cheese stays in high tech vaults where experts look after it

If a farmer can't pay, the bank simply sells the aged cheese for a profit

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Being able to unlock Jango Fett as a playable character in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 is still one of the coolest Easter Eggs from any video game.

You could even use his grapple, blasters, and jetpack for exclusive moves. So awesome that Lucasfilm allowed this back in 2002.

[ficcnucc @ficcnucc]

the 2 year old according to ICE officers:

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord’

First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

effortlessly hamburgling