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[🪞 @allldiamonds]

you'll fuck people you won't make a plate of food for and call it protecting your peace with a straight face

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

“i can’t block my rapist because i know him”

just absolutely remarkable, man

[Ifreke Inyang @Ifreke]

Worst EPL season ever. But Crystal Palace will have more players than Real Madrid at the 2026 World Cup.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[🇨🇩 @edduizzy]

@HawkAyo https://t.co/8kVPWL3s5m
It's peak 😂

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme says he HAS SIGNED ERLING HAALAND, he has shown the SIGNED DOCUMENTS TOO.

If he wins, ERLING HAALAND will play for REAL MADRID.

[🇨🇩 @edduizzy]

@HawkAyo This one is a comedian 😂

[Tri-Fecta™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

When a woman asks me for money

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Some people drown while others die of thirst

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Indian gal invited me for dinner but these guys just add little food into chilly

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Wemby is a 7’5 Black French Socialist Muslim

It’s like he was made in a lab to scare American racists

[yvl @yvltopshoota]

twitter is the only app that purposely shows you shit that pisses you off

[Lord EDWIN the 2nd @EdwinJunior419]

This is the shit we had to deal with you and you want me to be triggered by saying our prem this year was rigged. Ok. LOOOOOOL

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Nah.. I'm starting to love Brazilian Twitter fam

[Mazi Olisaemeka C. ™ @OlisaOsega]

We are not dragging Fernandes with you. Sign whoever you want to sign and meet again next season. Everything no be fight na. Lmao 💀💀

[one @ONE_AMN]

It really is funny

[Yewande O @yewiedewie]

Premier League

[Joe Gallagher @joedgallagher]

what's the point of the WC if you're NOT wanting to watch Uzbekistan v Colombia? I'm still pissed off I had to miss Nigeria vs Iran in 2014

[🇨🇩 @edduizzy]

@hitaboutit2 😂😂😂😂

[Oku @oku_yungx]

When e reach your turn forgive and forget.

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

This is why you don't create a routine with gifts. It leaves room for entitlement.