Russglish21

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@Maxis_arena Who is this guy?

[𝞍 Shin Megami Boson 𝞍 @shinboson]

it came to me in a dream by which I mean in a sleep-deprived fugue state

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

Munetaka Murakami delivers an UNFORGETTABLE interview 😂

[Daniel Colascione @dcolascione]

Imagine your next work meeting.

Junior: We should fix the database perf problem with assembly

You: I don't follow. We're talking about a stuck SELECT. We just need an index

Junior: The database will be faster if we rewrite it in assembly. Omarchy is 17x faster because of assembly

You: Rewriting a database is a big project, and an assembly port wouldn't change data structures. Asymptotically, a full table scan...

Junior: DHH proved that coding agents work best in assembly. It's 17x faster than Rust. Should we be 17x slower than our competition?

VP: Junior has a point. We need to provide the best customer experience.

You: It'll take at least a year, even with AI help, to match PostgreSQL, and a perf win isn't guaranteed. Consider how Turso still has gaps in...

Junior: Skill issue. Models can one shot this. Labs used reinforced learning to make models write the best code.

VP: Great. On the roadmap for next week.

You: ... So, do we want to add that index in the meantime?

VP: Can you do it in assembly?

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@Voxyz_ai Bro just reinvented updating Jira tickets

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@mrboldpineapple @ThePrimeagen He's not. Anyone who larps a set up like this isn't doing anything of value

[Travis @travs35mm]

These system prompts are getting crazy.

[Aida Baradari @aidaxbaradari]

Today, we’re releasing Kalypta, the first app to block AI notetakers in your meetings.

Granola? Wisprflow? Cluely? No more.

With Kalypta, you become inaudible to AI.

Your call continues normally.

[Ramp @tryramp]

Agentic Flynance.

We trained a simulated fruit fly brain to review expenses by changing just 4,184 weights. A vision model reads the receipt, then the fly decides whether to approve it.

Give it a fly 🪰 https://t.co/7we3pKIoPO

[空言 @__soragoto__]

面试官：我看你简历上写熟悉 Linux，大概有多熟悉？看过源码吗？
我：看过一些。
面试官：那说说有什么优秀设计，或者让你印象比较深的地方。
我：那就要说到华硕的 HID 驱动了。
面试官：？
我：华硕有些键盘会在某些特定情况下往 host 发送电源相关的键值，导致 host 关机，所以内核驱动里专门把那个键值屏蔽了。
面试官：nmd，现在也是我印象最深的地方了。

[MattyG @meawoppl]

Wife told me these wouldn’t fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@Hesamation Where's the % that came in fluffer?

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@tranqui_colega @jonnytickle There is no effective opposition

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@KKriegeBlog 1100 hours in eu4? You've barely played the game bro

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@nobordersreq @nobordersreq lmk if you need a new lawyer.

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@jonnytickle I'm rich bitch

[Cozy @cosyposter]

this is A cat

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@kkmb1507 @prollyballistic 40% chopped, 40% hot, and the other 20% are actually Korean

[snav @qorprate]

tfw too much flibbertigibbeting

[Russglish21 @eddy126]

@andrewqu God has left the chat