Eddy Madu

Software Engineer

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

People seriously underestimate how much someone is willing to pay to learn what you already know.

That thing you do effortlessly?
Someone is struggling to figure it out.

You could be making money from your knowledge. Teaching it. Turning it into a course, a workshop, a cohort, an event.

But then comes the annoying part:

Creating a website to list all your events or courses (when you have several)
Collecting payments.

Managing registrations

Managing and sending out live recordings

Rescheduling

Sending emails.

Tracking students.

Issuing certificates.

Following up.

Promoting every new class.

Suddenly, you spend more time running the business than actually teaching.

That’s one of the reasons we built Klyrae.

We’re taking the in-betweens out of teaching.

You know something valuable.

Teach it.

Klyrae handles the rest.
Check it out for free and let me know what you think
https://t.co/RDapEjxPej
#website #cohort

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

1. As a woman I have benefited A LOT from patriarchy eg if I enter a room and there are 5 men and 1 chair, all 5 men will say I should sit. My clients love going to police stations and other law enforcement with me because they know the officers will be nice to me and that invariably means nicer treatment for them. Benefits of patriarchy.

2. Patriarchy is why I can ask a random man to help me reverse my car (🥲🥲don’t judge me, that is the worst part of driving), and he will gladly do it. I have never changed a Tyre in my life why? If I have a flat on the road, I won’t spend up to 5 minutes before a man will pull over and help me fix my spare for free.

3. Because of patriarchy, women like me in male dominated fields are treated like eggs. 10 criminal litigation lawyers, 9 are men, 1 is me. They will say “let the woman go first”, “a beautiful woman should not be stressed, who did you come to bail from cell?” Sharp sharp I don finish dey go. Even male judges joke with you more when you’re for eg the only female in court.

4. Clients pay more because they know a woman will make it easier for them. Client don ever add additional 200k to my fee because we went together when he was invited to SARS and he noticed how everyone was nice and he wasn’t maltreated because of my presence.

Men (patriarchy) are always nice to me (a woman) and I have benefited more from patriarchy than actual men themselves 😂😂

It is women who are liabilities that complain of patriarchy.

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@DbPragmatic @yabaleftonline He might have been pressed

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@Shahbaztwt crap

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

I know someone who runså a startup but when you hear him pitch his startup, all he talks about is how it runs on blockchain. Blockchain is not bad but what peculiar issue does it solve with respect to the problem you are trying to solve? if you are more ecstatic about the technology than the product and what it does differently to improve lives then you have missed it already.

[Nne Joe @joe_nne2567]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Alex Oti has paid Abia pensioners the gratuity TA Orji and Okezie Ikpeazu could not pay.
My mother just called me that she saw alert of two million Plus. Joy wan wound her.
And she sent me 50k to ball small 😂. Alex Oti till 20 eternity.

[BlackListed @CyberVapor1978]

You asked a question and answer every reply justifying your response.

Your husband just conveyed to you somethings very real with his feelings and your response was to seek validation for how you feel on the fucking internet instead of communicating with him whatever the fuck is going on with you as to why you keep rejecting him.

If he decides to leave... your response to his anguish is every justification he could ever need.

Your superficial incredulous response to your fucking husband only shows how fucking shallow and cold hearted of a bitch you are.

Thats the response you truly deserve.

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@yabaleftonline love is beautoful

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@krunalbuilds @abdullah_twt23 Yea uuid is the solution but not the complete fix. The enpoint to fetch the user profile should not even pass any uuid from the frontend. It should be deduced on the backend from the user jwt payload using a customer user extractor decorator preferably

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

If only most of us know we are slaves then maybe it would be easier to free us

[Sakshi Sugandhi @SakshiSugandhi]

First sign of a bad developer

They commit from the VS Code panel and call it Git

Maybe the terminal isn’t for you.

[Hameadoo🥷🏿☪️ @Hameadoo44]

I love @official_Gegeh for this.

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@DarrelFrater Dm

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

One thing about working from home is that you can spend 6 hours at your laptop and still somehow feel like you haven't done enough. 😂

You close the laptop, look at the time and think:

“Wait… what exactly did I do today?”

But today I was working on something that made me think about how much of building a business is actually just removing small frustrations.

For example, we recently added WhatsApp notifications to Klyrae because we realized something very simple:

People don't always check their emails.

So now event reminders, rescheduled sessions, new schedules and other important updates can reach attendees on WhatsApp too.

It's a small thing, but those small things matter when you're running an event or program.

That's really the thinking behind Klyrae.

Not just building another platform, but continuously asking:

“What can we remove from the process?”

One less spreadsheet.

One less manual reminder.

One less “let me send this on WhatsApp.”

One less thing to keep track of.

Back to work. 😅

try out klyrae for free today
https://t.co/5CotRSyoZE

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@instablog9ja No girl who loves her man would let him endanger his life this way

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@krunalbuilds You can version your cookies. Formal session are revoked if latest cookies jwt carry an older version that the most recent jwt version which is saved on the user. Basically you prevent simultaneous logins . Simple

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@aslambeg84 Both

[GHOST OF SHANON👨🏾‍💻 @kdnotfound_]

@DanielSmidstrup Please checkout https://t.co/zGupWF3TXo

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

@Stringcodes javascript

[Eddy Madu @eddy_tech_guy]

Are we all just going to pretend the way MTN and AIRTEL now suck data is closer to theft than any other thing? cus how how the hell did i finsh 10gb in less than 20 minutes without doing any thing serious.