Eddy Tracker

“I’m just going to keep doing what I’m doing and take it one Juul shot at a time” -Ed (probably)

[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

Sorry for the delay… been doing damage control. Apparently it’s frowned upon when you child takes a shit on @coastalcrust soccer field.. that’s artificial turf. At lunch.

@eddyGcock comes in at -4, 5 shots back. Well within striking distance.

Have an evening everyone!

[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

Went from following @eddyGcock and @Rodfather10 to this…. Basic bitch Saturday and screaming kids… Bordering on blacking out.

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Had to give the masses just a little taste…. Would love to serve y’all a whole meal but the “are you really riding around, drinking 24oz @trulyseltzer at 9 fucking 30 in the morning watching them play golf” text from the wife has since changed my plans for the day…

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@eddyGcock drains a helluva par putt here at 9. Freeing up his partner for the birdie run.

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It’s Major Szn!

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Only 10 of 73 are under par today, with low round only at -3 by the leader, Zach Adams. Same kid qualified for the US Am on the number by making an ace. Pretty good for a high school senior/gamecock commit.

Yesterday saw a 64.

[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

And that’ll do it for Rd 3. Great birdie on the 9th, his last hole of the day. Not the day we were looking for but it ain’t easy out there.

Going O/U for the final round of 64. It’s going to happen. Probably.

[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

Double on 7.

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Got one back on his 14th hole of the day!

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@gcbagg

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Oh boy.

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Who the hell set this course up? Someone needs to get laid. Immediately. Fucking nerd.

+8 thru 11 on the day.
T72

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Wouldn’t mind one of these right now.

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Just in case anyone was curious…

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[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

Quick recap for anyone scrolling Twitter squinting with one eye and all up in the feels…

Got us an 8:30 tee time tomorrow morning for Rd 3. Off #10.

Currently T48 (out of 140+) and 12 shots back.

Never forget, it’s been done before. Roy Mcavoy was 16 back after day 1.

[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

The @AP has just called it.

Edward Quintavious Royall will be playing the weekend at the 91st South Carolina State Amateur Championship.

With a few still on the course, he comfortably sits 2 shots inside the pay line in a T49 position.

[Eddy Tracker @eddy_tracker]

Looks like he is headed to @TheeDollHouseSC for some “massage therapy”to recover. Will get some recap and thoughts when he wraps up there.

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One little stumble coming in on the ninth. But another solid 75 today and has Ed positioned inside the cut line at T68. Now we wait.

Scores have been higher today, so I’m looking forward to tracking this weekend for all 6 of you following along.

#blessedtodothis

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Big data dump… sponsored by @DUDEwipes

After the double on 15, a run of 7 straight pars. Followed by a 🐥on 4.

Bounce back bogey on 5. Two pars on 6&7.

2 holes to play. Sits at T56. One shot inside the cut line.