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[Eddy akl @eddyakl8]

@MykitiukJake @corysantoro_ @BronLC8 Me too, Bron.

[Sean Avery @imseanavery]

I would double @hockeynight ratings overnight with 3 minutes on #CoachesCorner.

[Deke Zucker @Barstool_Quotes]

"I have bigger fish to fry than @callherdaddy podcast. I got McDonalds, Amex, Budweiser, NHL franchises cutting checks. You think I'm worried that CHD didn't like me NOT whipping out dick? I got twice as many kills as both of them combined." -- @BizNasty2point0 on @BarstoolRadio

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

United is such a dogshit airline, it should be illegal for these dumb fucks to over sell a flight.If u got 300 seats how the fuck you gonna sell 310 and just say we didnt think everyone would show up.These mistakes have serious implications, y’all fucking up the ratio on my yacht

[taran stokoe @StokoeTaran]

No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Good knock. Looking forward to the rematch.

[Blaz @Jerblaz]

Such a sad feeling that the oilers are gonna be bad for 5 more years.

[Rylie Jo @rylie_mcfadden]

rt if you have an uncle mike

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

More pot, less pills

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

McDavid's quicker than sperm in a sandals resort hot tub. This kid can absolutely fucking fly. Who boned and made this guy. UNreal.

[Eddy akl @eddyakl8]

@o_buzderewicz @AlannaProkop I'm hands down smartest one in our group #fact

[Eddy akl @eddyakl8]

@SincerelyTumblr @rianelynnallen

[Eddy akl @eddyakl8]

@Jemiica @AlannaProkop sad thing is that her laugh is funnier than the joke

[NateInVegas @NateInVegas]

Whyte Ave. '06