Daddy

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

lol my options are stuff that will kill me or fuck Charlize Theron for 7 years?

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[Jimmy Mac @JimNaggers]

Didn't know sitting on a wall was a crime

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

F1 cars' batteries after going down the back straight at Sepang

[Chris Lambert @TheChrisLambert]

They fucking explain it in the movie, right as it happens

“He sacrificed his daughter for favorable winds.”

“Why would the gods want his daughter’s life?”

“The power of a sacrifice is the cost to the person making it.”

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Zohran is doing WHAT to Trump?!?!?!?!?

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Those Sixers tickets won’t even have prices next to it, just names of human organs.

[JT @jiratickets]

can somebody get these BEGGARS out of here

[Arafat @arafat_atreides]

round 12 bruh, atp you're one of Penelope's suitors

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Brother, May I Have Some Oats (2016)

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

Odysseus after catching his men eating the cattle

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[Billy @_billyreid]

North Koreans finding out this morning that they beat Spain 5-0 to win a tenth straight World Cup

[littlebear36 @littlebear36_]

Best tweet of the World Cup

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Peter makes a very valid point 😂

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

mind you his wife and son are at home fighting for their lives

[Vegan Cowboy @tmtisclutch]

Not having a clue what Zeus’s law is after sitting that theatre for almost 3 hours is almost impressive