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[n @disgustingfvc]

@piperocktheory unnecessary king taco mention leave them out

[𝙼𝚘𝙼Ⓐ𝖕𝖘𝖋𝖎𝖛𝖊™ @interracials3x]

once you hit 30 the only drugs you should be doing is shrooms and weed

[Lina @d0rkph0enix]

And the last time I saw the animatronics from Showbiz Pizza was at an arcade bar in KC, and they had been reprogrammed to only perform Biggie’s hits. It was my favorite.

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

It’s always the ones who haven’t booked anything that have SAG-AFTRA front and center in their bio

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

Jim Carrey is bald on acct of he has cancer

Wait for it

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

The most believable theory I've seen about the Jim Carey thing is that he's had to start steroid medications for some serious reason, and everyone who thinks they're being catty is just being mean

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

None of the Even Stevens kids came out of that series unscathed

[Page Six @PageSix]

Shia LaBeouf says ‘gay people are scary’ in shock first interview since Mardi Gras arrest https://t.co/m7OystLi9d

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

Once Iaughed too hard at a scene in Ant Man and a dude on the other end of the aisle walked over + asked me to keep it down 🙃

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

First time in an @alamodrafthouse since the change to phone ordering was an *immediate* disaster

People talking the entire time. Phones out everywhere. I didn’t narc, but it’s patently ridiculous that the only way to complain about someone on their phone is to *use your phone*

[insecapid🏄‍♂️🦮 @insecapidd]

Signed Al Jardine photo aauughh

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

My favorite part of any Al Jardine show, Sir @EricIdle !!!

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

her : “you better not be watching Tom Jones duetting with EMF on Unbelievable when I get home!”

me :

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

I feel like a lot of the people who hate on U2 have never actually listened to them or even know that their most famous albums were produced by peak Brian Eno

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

My favorite willy wonka gag was the exploding candy for your opps

[Jayson Kennedy @ghoulbasement]

Sony's cancelled RoboCop Blu-ray. This was slated but in the twilight hour MGM's catalog went to Fox so this release never officially debuted. Some copies escaped destruction. MPEG-2 encode, PCM 5.1, R-rated cut.

[꧁༺vienna༻꧂ @g00dnightvienna]

it looks like hes about to shit himself😭

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

Must’ve been so sick to just turn on CBS in 94 and this shit starts playing after Jeopardy or something

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

there's a specific kind of loneliness that comes from being a weird freak who is difficult to hang out with

[ash 🍒 @ashtubgin]

and my number one occupation, stealing women from their men

[Al Jardine @ALANJARDINE]

Tickets are now on sale for Al Jardine & The Pet Sounds Band WORLD PREMIERE live performance of the entire Beach Boys Love You album, plus the hits & more from the new We Gotta Groove box set, Fri Feb 27 at the United Theater on Broadway in LA! 🎶 Tickets: https://t.co/YJrUuXfWvp

[Jomana @cheekygal777]

When I was probably seven years old my teacher would force my class to sing some of this song’s lyrics as a call and response and I literally HATED it. However… all these years later I totally understand her. This might be the best song I’ve ever heard in my life…

[ernesto carmen lopez @eddycrooks]

People who say “keep talking, I’m listening” 👎

I know you aren’t listening while sending that long text