Season Predictions:
CHAMPION: Denver
PLAYER PODCAST THAT GETS SOMEONE SUSPENDED: Porter Jr.
3PT% LEADER: Julian Champagnie
MVP: Jokic
WHEN THE NBA REVEALS CLIPPERS INVESTIGATION RESULTS: After the All-Star Break
SNEAKIEST TEAM TO MAKE PLAYOFFS: New Orleans Pelicans
OVER/UNDER GAMBLING SCANDALS: 2.5
GAMES BEFORE MEDIA STARTS WONDERING IF LEBRON WILL BE TRADED: 40.5
THE PLAYER WHO IS UNANIMOUSLY BELOVED BY NBA TWITTER: Yang Hansen
WILL THE NATIONAL GUARD BE CALLED TO DISPERSE KNICKS FANS OUTSIDE MSG: No
HOW FUNNY WILL THIS RUSSELL WESTBROOK SEASON BE (0-10)? 4
WILL NICO HARRISON HOST A Q&A WITH SEASON TICKET HOLDERS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE MAVS CLAIM 1ST PLACE IN THE WEST? Yes.
MONTH SIXERS FANS TURN ON PAUL GEORGE: January.
BEST MAD AT THE REFS POSTGAME PRESS CONFERENCE RANT: Will Hardy
WILL ADAM SILVER SAY "6-7" PUBLICLY BEFORE THE END OF THE REGULAR SEASON? Yes.
BEST TRASH TALK OVERHEARD DURING A GAME: OnlyFans reference.
6TH MAN OF THE YEAR: Payton Pritchard
WILL A FAN STORM THE COURT AND CONFRONT KEVIN DURANT ABOUT THEIR TWITTER ARGUMENT?: No.
MOST VIRAL MOMENT: Wemby
EPISODES COMPLETED BEFORE ESPN CENSORS INSIDE THE NBA: 5
DO ANY OF THE TORN ACHILLES REUTRN THIS SEASON? No.
MOST POPULAR SHOE WORN: Sabrina Ionescu
NEXT PLAYER(S) TO PROMOTE A CRYPTO "PROJECT": LaMelo Ball & Miles Bridges
WHERE IS KENT BAZEMORE? Ready, if needed.