Eddy Crash 🛸

Producer/Songwtiter from NYC. Check out @wfrsde and don’t forget to #begood 🖤🛸☮️👁🌹🔮🎶✨

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

Beyond frustrated with this stupid fucking office. Stop making me commute first thing in the morning to Long Island in a full suit and tie for a job I can and have done way more efficiently starting at noon wearing my own clothes.

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

I think it’s fucking adorable that my bosses insist I wear a suit and tie every day but my older coworker who started at the same time as me gets to show up to his office in a polo and jeans.

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

Why tf did I redownload this app?

Anyway left my job at the bar, got a corporate job, got stabbed, almost died, didn’t, now I’m trying to navigate balancing being an adult and working on music and it is 👏not 👏going👏well

Oh hey look I answered my own question

[JJPM @JJPM_YT]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Players when they summon their 5th monster in a turn

[Scared Radzier 🇮🇪 @ScRadishes]

hoziers rise in popularity has lead to like. irish weaboos and i dont like that

[leroy @piteooo]

“viva puerto rico” FUCK YEA

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

Me 100% and I don’t care if it’s annoying or cringey I love my fiancée to pieces and I cannot wait to spend the rest of our lives trying new things and overcoming obstacles together 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[Mia @love_____bug]

dude at work loves saying “my fiancé” in every other sentence. as i type this i realize he must love her so much and feel endless pride in bringing her up in conversation not just as a girlfriend, but as a chosen life partner. I take back any ridicule I once made.

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

It’s hard being THIS handsome…

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

Please tell me this guy hasn’t been cancelled yet

[Mario776 @MarioEmblem_2]

Good morning

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

A.i couldn't do this, there's wounds and a lived, weathered life behind the completely unqualified person who was tasked with creating this image. Also, Ireland is driving away from England and taking the six counties with it. This is radical decolonial art

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

This is what all straight male friendships are like and I’m really begging yall to make better choices

[Neal Caffrey @isocaffrey]

My buddy is absolutely cooked.

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

@eclairification I have never been more immediately jealous of anything in my entire life

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

@JournoRyan The annoying part is it’d be passable if the producer knew literally anything about recording vocals

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

Yeah good thing no ones ever done that before that’d be crazy

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

we always talk about the chronically online but what are some chronically offline things? like approving of hillary clinton or watching The Voice

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

People who didn’t grow up around animals act like they’re these complex, dangerous creatures when most of them are, in fact, shitty little dummies devoid of malice towards anything that isn’t their usual diet. Just don’t spook them and you’ll be alright.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

When skiddish animals inexplicably stop acting skiddish, something is wrong. This isn't a Disney cartoon. If a fox comes and sits with me I'm thinking rabies, not friendship.

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

My damn self that’s who

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Who’s the most intoxicated musician you’ve ever seen perform live???

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

Went to @PBR at @TheGarden last night and it was fucking awesome hands down best time I’ve ever had in the city holy shit

[Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash]

@TinyBlueDeer Good