Chris Winstanley

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@DaveThroup I was at Eastnor yesterday Dave and saw the stream dry for the first time.

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@fesshole Good. You’re a wonderful human 👍🏼

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@mhudack @bhargreaves It is. It’s in a decent part of London called Pimlico. I’ve been there many time and literally never thought anything of it. Not sure if living above that or a chicken shop would be worse…

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

This is a great example of perfectly written comedy. Reveal. Escalation, payoff. And it’s very funny. Bravo 👏

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

Oh to be 16 again!

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@Jacob01Aus Dude there is no United Kingdom football team. There’s England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. There’s also Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 and 🇮🇪 but they didn’t qualify.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I have never taken part in a coup against any Leader of the Labour Party and I am not going to start now. 2/3

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@si_bonobo Awesome! Hopefully a live tour soon. PS - wasn’t that a flume track?!

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@Uvalajnr This is true and I’ve had it done twice to my small intestines. What I will say is that the process of them refilling and moving themselves around is very, very uncomfortable (even on a chunky dose of morphine).

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@DaveThroup It was great in Malvern!

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@ListerLawrence I absolutely think all UK police cars should be Morgans, made in Great Malvern 👍🏼

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@feelmybicep It was a real shame not to get tickets. But it was really ridiculous being made to sit in a queue for 2 hours to be told there aren’t any left. Why not just switch it off 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@RIPDexterAlm I love this 😂

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@CopMoustache That’s a very beautiful tribute to your father ❤️

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

This is approximately how often I get up to empty my #stoma

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is what a timelapse of sleeping seals looks like.

Seals can hold their breath for up to 19 minutes and even nap underwater. While sleeping, they sink and periodically swim to the surface to breathe.

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

No notes 👌

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@1607WestEgg Yesterday we had warm air from the Sahara. Lovely weather, orange full moon and car covered in sandstorm this morning.

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@ColinBrazierTV Fuck me you’ve clearly not spent any time in Oxford street over the last 40 years 😂

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@Nigel_Farage Oh just fuck off to Russia then.

[Chris Winstanley @eddystonelight]

@jodymcintyre_ lol it’s so desperate