Mere mortal

conceited. masters degree owner. slightly confused.

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

~i regret nothing in my life, except that which I did not do.

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

@OziomaE2 Me tooo, but alone this time so I can blush and squeal in privateeee

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

I’m always always so shocked by the number of details this man pays attention to, even the things I think he isn’t listening to, 2 months later I’m given a quote by quote😭😭😭

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Discovering Obongjayar was such an experience. It was not the same as discovering a “good” artist. It was very very different.

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

@temilolu_wah Happy birthday Amah💕

[dede @derinmama]

oke's pov.

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

If I like you enough, you’ll learn and unlearn oo. You cannot be a stationary object, you must unlearn selfishness, learn compromise, learn consideration.

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

I was on my own and they’re insulting me😔😔

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

“Omo you don make me fall in love”

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

My headdddd

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

Yess, your breath stays fresher for longer and my teeth is significantly whiter

[🥷👎🏾 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 @jmikhe]

Since I started not rinsing my mouff after brushing, I’ve seen changes cl

[doyin @doyin_deji]

if i’m the only witness standing against mtn on judgement day. i will bear force witness, abi fox witness (you know that witnessing that you will lie) against them.

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

Please guys, clean your teeth. Fine boy/girl all dressed up with plaque all over your teeth isn’t a good look🫠

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

I’m really out of touch in a lot of things, because who the heck is gehgeh?

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

Them dey pound yam for my head walai

[Miss. JJ @Jemimaivey]

I’m SO moved by ambition 😭 that’s really the easiest way to get me like wow you really have a plan for your future

[Bruno | Einstein of Marketing @bruno_nwogu]

The money is in America
The passport is in Canada
The life is in Europe

The nostalgia is in Nigeria

[medical expatriate @Tsarina_muna]

Saw a child holding a toy

Me : that's a dinosaur

Child : no it's a tyrannosaurus

Me : Toh

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

@ivy_okoye Yes, because here you’d have to write a first compulsory test then wait 1 year before getting an actual license via a driving test (that people fail a lot) but if I had mine from naij I wouldn’t have to wait for a year

[Mere mortal @ede_siri]

This is the biggest mistake I made, not getting my driver’s license

[iamopeyemi🃏 @OpeYeemiii]

Please, if you’re in Nigeria and planning to relocate to Canada or the U.S., as you’re preparing your visa application, enroll in a driving school too.

[jindu✨ @jindu__]

How do I explain to a non Nigerian that "let me hear word" means I don't want to hear word at all 😭