ladies, if he:
- fights for social justice
- never takes a day off
- always asks for consent
- texts you back right away
that's not your man, that's @resistbot
It’s a Beauty and the Beast summer (screaming Bonjour to every human / animal, taking daily constitutionals, reading leather bound books, needing 6 eggs)
Reason #573 I’m obsessed with European men: Jeremy is by FAR the sluttiest person at this North Carolina beach in his lil Calvin Klein booty short shorts
When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.
Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.
We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.
We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.
Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.
That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.
Neurodivergents texting back (unfiltered):
"Hey! So sorry I didn't text you back for nearly a week (again), my nervous system wouldn't let me open your text until I knew I had time to devote to answering you thoughtfully and thoroughly! But I promise I *thought* about texting you, saw the unopened text, and felt guilty every hour of every day until I finally forced myself...even though now none of this is thoughtful like I planned because it's all an apology instead! Anyways, how are you??"
TurboTax Williamsburg you turned something that I’ve been dreading for a year (freelance taxes) into a lovely experience (real plants, vibes, coffee and I’m now bffs with my CPA.) You’ve got great, caring employees here and I hope you treat them well! 🌸
My life has gotten so much better ever since I ditched AirPods and went back to regular headphones! We don’t actually need all this tech for everything