Halloweeden

She/Her/Hers

[vani 𐙚 @yvanilli]

my boobs are big bc they’re filled with love and a little bit of rage

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Need to get hit fatally by the heather gay 18 wheeler

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

@utahmammoth play All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u. Give the people what they want!

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

Just heard someone say “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” in reference to a male gynecologist.

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Gays posting Sympathy is a Knife to their stories this morning like they’re throwing the first bricks at Stonewall

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

Charli xcx this morning:

[cootboop ⎕ @cootboop]

Imagine creating the biggest album of your career & writing a deeply honest & vulnerable song about how insecure you feel compared to the other girls in your industry bc you think you’ll never be as good as them only for the biggest pop star in the world to turn around & call you a cokehead.

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

Icon behavior

[ri @luvsick_gurl]

that's lisa herself on her wallpaper right?

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The word impossible says I’M POSSIBLE.

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

no way i’m the first to think of this one #brat

[Cory Muscara @corymuscara]

I meditated 15 hours a day for 6 months straight with one of the toughest Buddhist monks on the planet.

Here's what I learned:

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

@alenahelzer this is only tweet about this article that matters to me

[NAUGHTY STORIES @_NaughtyStories]

she’s a 10 but she cries on her birthday every year

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

Would everyone leave Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend alone?? she's got enough to worry about, what with her coming off her parents' health insurance soon

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

@_megconley Also hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have by lana del rey.

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

@_megconley All of Florence + the machines newest album, but especially girls against god, dream girl evil, king, and Cassandra.🖤

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

@mwkcaroline niche tweets like this keep me alive

[Halloweeden @edencall_]

don’t tell me what your wedding song is, i don’t care!! i wanna know what your funeral procession song is!!!! also is there a theme?? a dress code???? an open bar? if it’s not trying to be lit, i’m not trying to go.