edenland

The alphabet is dead - I murdered it. Australian writer, mother, activist. Can't believe I'm actually still alive at this point but here we all are.

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@schmutzie You too, beautiful Soul. I’ll never forget your Milk Money

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@schmutzie Fucken hell … I’m truly sorry. Thanks for being so understanding

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ACTUAL PICS OF THE SPY BALLOON SHORTLY BEFORE TAKEOFF:

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@phonakins Hello!!!! ☀️❤️

[Mom's Spaghetti @momsspaghetti]

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... that time in the late nineties when I got drunk with @IrvineWelsh at Sydney Writers Festival. We hit it off SO much, he wanted me to go back to Scotland with him the next day .. I almost did! Alas, I ended up in rehab instead.

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#opposed

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As apposed to fake news.

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I was on Twitter before Twitter got invented #twitter #analysethis

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Hi Twitter …. forgot how bullshit you are. Also how instant and real. I was on Twitter when bin laden was apprehended …. It was fascinating.

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@ShadyFansite …..….. meanwhile, actual news exists.

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@Eminem @jackharlow @cordae This shit is bullshit good #Eminem

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@Eminem …..…..… yeah im I’mstill waiting.

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@Eminem What the fuck you haven’t tweeted in fucken ages. How are the little people supposed to know when the big people are on social media.

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I forgot the “the” in my previous tweet. But I’ll leave it there for posterity.

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Twitter is bullshit because everything is bullshit. Get with program, Twitter people.

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The world is a sad and sorry state of affairs. #eminem

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All jokes aside. Especially Twitter jokes

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@schmutzie HELLO! Holy crap is it really you?

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Also Twitter... I'm tweeting for the first time in fucking ages and I seriously cannot believe I'm even more fucked up than ever!

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News is what’s happening, Twitter.