not being funny but it’s a fucking joke that whenever me and my fella go out we never know when to go home, why have i been out for 13 hours when we were only meant to go the museum cba
my boyfriend bought me rennies cos these cocktails are killing me off, i’m going to marry this man and yes the bar is low but rennies are my love language xo
@shxnvintage ano i literally put like car freshener in it and like a specific book and they just ignored it🤣ano feel like i’ve got a secret hate hahaha it was like a b&m foot cream, fluffy socks and some hand cream set kind of things im gonna donate them tbf cos i wont use them
i put so much thought into presents and i can’t hide my face when i get something id never fucking use, never doing a secret santa in work again hahahahahahah ano that sounds ungrateful but not arsed everyone else’s gifts were 10/10
meeting my fellas parents for the first time cos he wants me to come to his after we’ve both been out in different cities can’t wait to feel like i’m doing the walk of shame in the morning🥲
no kids are vile hahahahaha sat on the train and they’re patting the seat and you should see if shit coming out of it and then his mate is saying sniff ur hand🤮🤮🤮🤮