Eden Sloane | ATL

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[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

hey?! eyes up here ..

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[amrita @tiwaaary]

“intimacy without commitment” deactivate bumble and visit a brothel

[Bia B 🩵 @cornnymph]

I know a sexually repressed middle aged man in multi-year long marriage loves to see me coming

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

also I'm alive, hey

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@saccotpaul never. love 6-10am appointments!! and there's enough plausible deniability around the want to 'be first' at those hours that we can leave it unsaid and just enjoy ourselves

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

the fact that all my bfs are just forced into this with no name for it LOL I am insufferable to sleep with without two blankets

[kels | tortured lawyers department @kelspluscoffee]

has anyone tried the “Scandinavian sleeping” thing where each partner has their own blanket & no flat sheet? my partner recommended it a while back but I didn’t think it was a good idea. we slept with our own comforters last night & omg this is a game changer 😂

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@ingodwetryst half cutie half patootie

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

but I feel like I missed the best clubbing years🙃

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

I think I'm in my clubbing era like I'm so sorry but that whole oh I don't wanna go to the club I wanna go to pottery class is so dead

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

all this because I went looking for a client's twitter who I haven't heard from in a sec bc he has great dick lmao

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

wow the amount of lovely providers following me that I had not yet followed back...I feel so embarrassed and silly! hey ladies💋

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

I will forever love N*cki but when people call her super freaky grandma I do chuckle a bit under my breath

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

note to self: people out and about go crazy for a little garter peek

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@BewitchingBuffy this is actually a good point Buffy, especially as I throw jewelry in there semi-often... I'll probably take this as an opportunity to thrift some cute coin purses

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

confession: a condom literally flew out of my wallet in the coffee shop I go to every single morning about 6 weeks ago and I haven't been back since

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@TantraFrancesca oh nooo, at least they were a good sport about it!

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@EleanorWittNYC lolol well this is kinda c*nt actually

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@_thesoulstress this is my fav response to this post bc I've been binging SATC like everyone else & in the car I did soothe myself by trying to believe it was just a Samantha moment😇

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@Sophia_Celeste_ Girl I-💀🤣 ... you know what let me go get my coffee y'all have me beat

[Eden Sloane | ATL @EdenSloane]

@model_audrina y'all are so brave omg😭 let me borrow some 🤲🏽