Glucose Guardian

Beep/Bop/Boop

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"There's a reason why the rearview mirror is smaller than the windshield."

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"If you think this is stupid, you should see what people write doctorate dissertations on."

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"If a bullfrog had wings it wouldnt hit his ass everytime he hopped."

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"Tradition is one hell of a dangerous substitute for critical thinking."

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

No encontré tu perfil, pero de acuerdo.

[Gabriel Arturo Bautista @gabopinpeco]

@EsdeProfugos La mayoría (no todos) están creados por pendejos que creen que su contexto y realidad son las únicas válidas. No agarran ni un pinche libro para informarse de las grandísimas pendejadas que dicen y por lo general tocan temas “polémicos” solo para generar interacciones.

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

They don't know me and Jack Daniels have a history...

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

Male improvement equals home improvement.

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

You've thought yourself out of happiness a million times, but not once into it.

-Happy Men's Mental Health Month.

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"Self improvement is supposed to enhance yourself as a person. Not replace yourself."

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"Turn this anger into nuclear fission, baby."

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same.

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fuckin' black cloud
Still follows me around but it's time to exercise these demons
These muh'fuckers are doin' jumpin' jacks now...

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me, for you and me

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

Happy about who I've become.

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

Hahahah

[Memes LaMP™ ⚾ @memes_lmp]

“No mames we, los Dodgers no es un equipo de cholos”

Los cholos:

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

C mamut

[LMB memes @LMB_memes]

Jajaja es neta que le tiras a Diablos por la violencia de Urías?
Te deberías preguntar qué educación le dan a la gente de Sinaloa que de ahí son los 2 casos, y te llamas periodista

[Glucose Guardian @EderMoranA]

"To believe in yourself, to believe in one another, that's fundamental to being alive."

[The Winning Difference @thewinningdiff1]

"To believe in yourself, to believe in one another, that's fundamental to being alive. If you can do that, if each of you can truly do that, can't nobody rip that apart."
@TedLasso
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