Erin Dernlan

Nashville • Nursing • Phi Mu • Whale Walker

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Going to the ophthalmologist because one needs an updated eyeglass prescription to properly judge people.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

The only thing shorter than Colton and Tia’s relationship are the sleeves of his sweatshirt #BachelorInParadise

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

@mattDernlan I can’t find the dislike button??

[Karamo @Karamo]

If someone treats you badly try to remember & recognize that the issue is really with them... not you. Only hurt people go around trying to destroy other people.

[Matt Dernlan @mattDernlan]

...... except for a substitute teacher

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

It’s okay to say no. You’re not letting anyone down, you’re not being selfish. You’re allowed to set personal boundaries and stick to them 💕🤞🏼

[Chels 🫶🏻 @chelsblackbooty]

International House of *barnacles*

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

Pls send me and a friend to CMAfest 2019. You can have my dog in exchange. He’s awesome #CMAFest19

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

Ya girl would love a pair of @durangoboots because do I even need a reason? #durangocma

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

#ChevyCma see. Send halp

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

#ChevyCMA pls help us we’re so far away. Peace n blessings

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

There’s no tap dancing around your plans this Saturday night. @mulaney’s on #SNL!

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

Olympic “mom” commercials > super bowl commercials

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

#GoEagles #SuperBowlLll #Scrubs

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

The Greatest Showman > La La Land

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

It’s easy to confuse a lot of activity for a purposeful life.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

@hallman_ellie Yes

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

Hey #Packers any reason we haven’t put Callahan in? Asking for a desperate fan looking for any sign of redemption for this season 😅😅😅

[Erin Dernlan @ederns95]

Why do I feel personally victimized when someone orders a salad at a burger place??? It feels pointed??? Why’re you wasting OUR time???