Edexcel London

Making your life hell just because we can.

Parody account, obviously.

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@sam_anthony94: I have a sad life, tried sleeping before 11, couldnt coz insomnia. Cheers edexcel for ruining my biological clock.” LOOOOOL

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@sighharry: [AGGRESSIVELY PRAYS THAT EDEXCEL PROVIDES US WITH A NICE MATHS PAPER TOMORROW]” FUCK THAT! WE'RE GUNA MAKE U CRY

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

YOU'RE ALL GUNA FAIL

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

For most of you it's over. For us it's just begun.

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

OPPA RESIT STYLE

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

Sunday! One day away from Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday. Have I ruined your weekend yet?

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

BLOWING YOUR REAIT MONEY FAMMMM!! MAKING IT RAIN ON THOSE DUMB BITCHES

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@UK_AQA: @Edexcel fight me?” Wouldn't wanna embarrass you mate! You can't handle my marking skills bruv

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

PUSSY FOR DINNER

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

MORNING YOU CUNTS!!! ENJOY SCHOOL WHILE WE WANK EACHOTHER OFF AND THEN SPUNK ON YOUR RESULTS SHEETS.

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

MAKING MY SECRETARY BLOW ME LIKE THE CANDLES ON THE RESULTS DAY CAKE #FAILURETOALL

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

@Joey___h shit, I'm failing! FUCK HAPPINESS

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

Oh you have a complaint? SUCK MY BIG FUCKING MODERATING DICK!!! SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU CAN TASTE IT

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@Joey___h: well done edexcel, you managed to make me shit myself into a wank grade (not literally) #angrytweet” WINNING

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@MeganASNI: @EdexcelLondon what happens if I want my exam re marked #whatyougonnadoaboutitbitch” steal your money bitch!!!

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

ALL I CARE ABOUT IT MONEY ON THE EXAM BOARD I AM FROM, IMMA MARK IT TILL I FAIL YOU, IMMA LAUGH UNTIL IM NUMB! #EDEXCELBARS

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

BOUNCE THOSE TITTIES ON MY DESK

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

Board of education? More like 'Board of inbred infestation'

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@shutupcharl0tte: edexcel are my favourite exam board” FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS

[Edexcel London @EdexcelLondon]

“@TyySam: How can I get 70% in biology and it's a D 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fuck Edexcel !!” WE WANT YOUR MONEY! RESIT THAT SHIT