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111 IQ (Tested)

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@asdkfjasdlfjd Sentient plasmoids

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@Hawkwardly1 @BrittanyXVenti I’ve never watched Ironman 😎

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@1RealCrazyMofo You ever seen a dolphin pussy

[Badass Jacob @1RealCrazyMofo]

All ways Wanted 2 Try seal Pussy

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@tuvati @redvibes99 What did you just call me

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I’m tellin yawl keep a cuppa bands in da safe this shit could cause a run on the banks any day

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A closed-door Mythos demo reportedly left House members “terrified” after showing it could drain bank accounts & plan kidnappings.

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@medoyaa Old ahh woman she prolly got arthritis n shit

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@Su1cideByC0p He did eventually go back in Norway but his fat lazy ass claims he’s untrained and uneducated so no one will hire him.

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@Kalshi That’s everyday retard

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@Breaking911 Too bad all those rich hippies are just gonna move to Texas

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@MrSausageGet Yeah but it seems they’re only deporting the cool Mexicans that drink and drive w a BAC of .2+ on a regular basis

Go to your local city’s arrest records and you’ll see dozens of illegal Latinos pulled over for DUI that are all getting deported

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@Su1cideByC0p @HuntsGabriel Ion even drink anymore dawg my only function now is to be a slave

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@LASHYBILLS Bitch got extra seasoning on that thang

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@Su1cideByC0p @HuntsGabriel God I hope so

They won’t dare go for the million Indians that have effectively taken over the area I was raised in

But tbh I bet even Haitians are better factory workers than the fent infested population of Springfield

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I need to get a job assembling servers for small to medium sized businesses again bro this factory shit is killing me

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I want a 1tb iPod classic so bad bruv

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@MmisterNobody Here in Ohio it’s all Foreigners

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@mozzeph @AmanHasNoName_2 You don’t get charged until release? Gee that’s what I want lol

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@unusual_whales Wish I could take my entire family to Brazil tbh lol