RedVibes99

26/M/US

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

This is not even a joke.

I have had incredibly high nicotine levels in my blood for the last 18 years and I NEVER get ticks.

I've been in the woods with non-nic-users who get a half-dozen ticks at a go, and I get zero because my blood is literally pesticide.

[Paul McNiel @pbdmcniel]

My dad gave me a piece of advice that has served me well: never make a comment about, or a play on someone's name. You will never impress them. You will only sink in their esteem.

I met an old guy named John Lennon once, shook his hand and said "good to meet you Mr. Lennon." You could see the respect and joy at not hearing yet another damned comment about his name.

Thanks dad.

[🔔🦌 Noelle!! 🦌🔔 @EMPORIOSMOM]

Ai has taken man-made bullshit like this away from us

[Roy @royllovians]

Quite funny and ironic that online activists' memetic dispersion of the social identity of "asexuality", which had never before in history been persecuted, and their insistence on its inclusion in the acronym, actually resulted in it being criminalized for the first time ever.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Apologies for saying earlier that digital-only would stop scalping. I didn't anticipate the depth of stupidity some people would bring to the internet. I will try to be more mindful in future.

[PhilosophiCat @Philosophi_Cat]

In Europe, it was not acceptable for even a single person to die from Covid and no measure was too extreme to save even one person from the coof.

In Europe, you’re only allowed to die for government-approved reasons: heatstroke, migrant machete attacks, and euthanasia.

[Mint ꒰ঌ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎໒꒱ ⭐️🪽 @MintR0t]

im sorry what

[Nick Farina @nfarina]

Christ, just when I thought I couldn't hate Meta any more. My son put on my Meta Quest and played Beat Saber for 10 minutes, and apparently Meta was watching him (creepy as fuck) then has the gall to send me this cease-and-desist ransom note. Go parent your own kids, Meta.

[Jordan K @JordykJordan]

Making a 15 hour film of me counting grains of rice but I shoot a pedophile at the end so you have to like it.

[Felix Rex @navyhato]

Japanese are joining Americans in ridiculing Europeans for a lack of civilized amenities.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

The person in charge of the free speech platform isn't just a casual excuse-maker for warrantless mass surveillance, he's a full on deepthroater for it.

"American municipal infrastructure".

Get the fuck out of here.

[ariana🫶 @getdownnewjeans]

Rockstar has become the type of company you’d see parodied in their games 15 years ago

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Crazy how despite all the ''advancements'' we have made in gaming over the years, we still have yet to match the AI in F.E.A.R. from 20 years ago

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Pretending to not understand what a woman is, thus making discourse impossible.

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

😂