EdFox, Secret Chimp

Teacher. Gadabout. Asparagus hater. Most recent Tweets:

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When I was little, I used to play doctor with girls in my neighborhood. I pretended I had a PhD in Comparative Literature, and I'd serve them coffee at a pretend Starbucks.

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@Super70sSports #truth

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@EastsideHounds6 @baseballinpix Especially at 8:30 in the morning.

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@Super70sSports Doggone, almost lost a $400 handcart.

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@kapn_krude @Super70sSports Don't think we haven't seen the crowd Pink's been hanging out with!

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@Criminalsimpson I knew it was coming, and it still made me laugh out loud.

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@BillHagertyTN We'll screenshot this for when you try to distance yourself in a few months.

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@itsdxok @simpsons_DG I looked at my daughter's US History syllabus and realized I was alive for most its 2nd semester.

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@RonFilipkowski And when Trump paid a lot of money for Doug Flutie to play for the New Jersey Generals, then demanded the other USFL owners cover the cost for Flutie.

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@TheCinesthetic Deer Hunter

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@AshySlasheeDB Bingo Long

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@TheCinesthetic Indiana Jones in Raiders.

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@DyerbolicalDB

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@TheCinesthetic

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@CountDraculaDB

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@TheFigen_ Raising Arizona!

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Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

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@TheCinesthetic Scorpio in Dirty Harry

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@CoffeewClassics

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@TheCinesthetic All of these roles

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