When I was little, I used to play doctor with girls in my neighborhood. I pretended I had a PhD in Comparative Literature, and I'd serve them coffee at a pretend Starbucks.
@RonFilipkowski And when Trump paid a lot of money for Doug Flutie to play for the New Jersey Generals, then demanded the other USFL owners cover the cost for Flutie.
Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"