Edgar Constanza

INSPIRATION

[Edgar Constanza @edgar_constanza]

You think it's easy being me? Uber a mile in my shoes.

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The Ultimate NHL Heritage Classic Contest #giveaway #win https://t.co/uiHbneg0jY

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@footballtweet Pickford

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I just saw a guy yawn and my first thought was “is he also on shrooms?”

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Me (a male server): Hello, May i start you off with a drink?

Them (ladies): Uhhhh we have boyfriends.

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@michaelschayer 1) Oilers 1 - Dallas 3
2) Leon Draisatl
3) Darnell Nurse
TB) 56

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@clarebelford “Listen here you…”

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“Weakness invites aggression.”

@jkenney is weak as fuck. There’s no other explanation for all of his bullshit! He’s a weak little man with no brain.

[Edgar Constanza @edgar_constanza]

Single friends, do you post your Wordle win % in your dating profiles? Seriously wondering.

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@edmontonpolice You ticketed ALL 9 honkers 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

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@burtclandy @gingeNjuice Buncha Limp Bizkits out there. Yuck!

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Wordle 227 4/6

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[Alphonso Davies @AlphonsoDavies]

CANADA!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE TABLE UNDEFEATED 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canMNT

[Edgar Constanza @edgar_constanza]

With all the truckers off to Ottawa, who’s manning the truck stop gloryholes?

Asking for a friend.

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@burtclandy Nic Cage but it’s John Travolta because it’s Face Off Nic Cage.

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@futpicante @Faitelson_ESPN No se puede calentar una cancha sintética. Ramos es un bobo! Solo se pueden calentar las de pasto natural. Ramos no sabe nada!

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

UNREAL. 🇨🇦

(🎥: @CanadaSoccerEN)

[Edgar Constanza @edgar_constanza]

@JorgeRamosFUT Como vas a calentar una cancha sintética, cagón? 😂😂😂

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@JorgeRamosFUT mirá: Under-soil heating is a method used in various sports stadia (with a *grass surface*) which heats the underside of the pitch to avoid any elements from bad weather, such as snow and ice, from building up… Cagón!

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@JorgeRamosFUT Q natural va a estar la cancha si es sintética?! Q significa para vos “Estado natural” si el césped NO ES natural? Has de haber fallado en todo en Uruguay para terminar en donde estas, viejo. Triste 😂

[Edgar Constanza @edgar_constanza]

@JorgeRamosFUT ahh es q nunca pisaste una cancha con pantalón corto ni mucho menos con zapatillas. Q vas a saber vos!