Edgar Nevarez

Freelance writer, comedian and producer. So yes, I do ask my parents for money a lot.

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[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

Let tonight's Oscars serve as a lesson. We should have never stopped working from home.

[Sara Dirks @WildDirky]

If you’re reading this… who left the right refrigerator door ajar at Vernon Hills High School? Everything spoiled.
#drama #hotlunch #highschool

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

Introducing the new 2023,

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

It's funny that Republicans are finally able to rerun an election over and over again and yet they still can't win

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

I have to run three more miles today... so far!

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

Just realized that just by coincidence I've run one mile for every time Kevin McCarthy has lost the vote to be speaker of the house. If both he and I keep this up, I think this is the year I actually get in good running shape!

[Evan Mills @awkvanmills]

The CBS Showcase 2023 is here and I’m in it y’all! So cool to finally be able to share the news :) Excited to see what this year brings 🇵🇭💛🥹

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

Just realized that just by coincidence I've run one mile for every time Kevin McCarthy has lost the vote to be speaker of the house. If both he and I keep this up, I think this is the year I actually get in good running shape!

[Evan Mills @awkvanmills]

Thank you @chicagotribune for including me on your list of the top ten Chicago theater performances of 2022! What a cool way to end the year🥹💛✨

[Evan Mills @awkvanmills]

I thought he was hosting SNL

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

@wtflanksteak So I just rewatched his Romeo and Juliet movie solely because of this tweet and not only do I agree even more afterwards, but now I also believe Baz should direct at least one film in every major franchise. Preferably the most chaotic one.

[Caroline @soigneehippie]

How did you write Gold Digger just to pay $200k A MONTH 😭

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

Yoohoo catching the biggest stray in all of history

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

I use Twitter the same way I would raise my child. Stop by once a month, say something kind of funny, not comment on any problems I KNOW they're having, and you can bet I'm not paying anything to support it.

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

Trying to figure out which of my instagram friends didn't vote in the midterms based soley on the screen shot they posted in their story of their instafest.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

"i can't believe she made him our special family salad" is both the silliest thing in the entire world and also completely emotionally devastating and i fully understand both sides

[MalheurtPaul Charles @malheurt]

Chicago pls

[Edgar Nevarez @Edgarinator]

In The Watcher my man Bobby Cannavale keeps saying he's broke, but then walks into a grocery store and casually puts a gallon of Naked juice into his cart?!?