megs.

Pro at Dying | Streams are around my other work schedule 😭 @hkm2468 is my bbg and @TheeeMaddog is my fav idiot ♥️

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

Take flight on a bold new adventure.

Spyro: A Realm Beyond, coming Spring 2027.

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Man future me is gonna hate myself and being a woman in three months cause I decided to care a little about my health today 💀🥲

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I would burn cities for my niece even if she’s still working in grammar. God bless the men in her life when she’s older cause I’ll be coming 🥰

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The amount of times I’ve cried today, and the fact they weren’t really good reasons to, I think has really set the mood for work tonight.
I just wanna play pokopia instead man

[Pokemon Giveaways @PokeTCGiveaways]

My experience playing Pokemon Pokopia.

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“Do you know what girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when I eat them” - the 73 yom who keeps walking up with bad pick up lines

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Anytime a man tell you to text him if you need something
Don’t believe him

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Upgraded to a king size bed and I still only get the edge. This shits rigged yo

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No holiday is complete without crying, raging, then crying some more in a 30 minute drive to work
But hey I got to draw dumb little hearts on my face today

Happy valentines kids

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@MaddogTheDegen Two days ago “I still gotta make my twitter post for your birthday”

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@Chemonos_ Still partying in our 80s babyyy

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29 going on 55 with with mf neck pain
Send a walker. Or an ambulance

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@MaddogTheDegen Why are you still awake

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Time to redownload Duolingo to get bullied by a bird 🥲

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Merry Crisis!
And remember kids, Santa coming down the chimney is Christmas magic
Someone dressed like Santa is a burglary so call that shit in

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@JKSuperTrooper1 Yeahhh. I did it again at the start of the month for over time hours we would have to fill
Our shift had 225 for December. The other night shift had 48.

I shouldn’t be allowed to use math honestly

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So I have this problem
I need to figure out the numbers for shitty things that stress me out

So in case any one was wondering, 16 people have quit from my job in the last 6 months 🫠

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A 911 staffing crisis was not on my Bingo card this year. Pretty sure it’s not on my Bingo card next yet too

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I AM SO PROUD OF MY GRADUATE BBG ILYSM @hkm2468

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“We are distinguished women. We read our porn” - girls night 2025