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@ilmkittycat yeah 😔

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@hanyuri167 i mean if you have to beg them…

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@ExaltedFoks 🫡

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@GarrettPetersen @lu_sichu poor victims couldnt zig or zag 😕

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elder nerds building the internet so that younger nerds can edate is the "old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in" of our time

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@thedimitri if i every remarry, you best believe itd be w a mother-daughter duo i could tag team w my son

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@dvb_eck click save button

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how can women demand equal pay and still forget to save their work from time to time

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@GuzzleGuinness respectful king

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@oftensullen fml

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@skooookum you gotta get a refund man

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@turtleinstincts hahaha fun

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@FeralPHunter backshots so you can both enjoy the movie

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@thedimitri no way… OMG

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i find the concept of a 30yo virgin so terribly romantic

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@justalexoki i would let oomf squeeze mine

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@daybower i also have a breeding fetish

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not having anyone check in on me when i dont tweet for a few days reminds me of how i havent felt the touch of a woman in years

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@cachedeposits human beings are built to rise w the sun

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@dadubiouschunk men are the more eco-friendly race honestly