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Kameron - 27 - another guy relying on cynicism to look popular (he/they)

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

I <3 having something wrong with me

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

different teeth entirely which i dont know if thats good or not but I DO know that I cant eat anything without needing painkillers sooooooo. Time to waste some money 2morrow

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

the missing tooth area is hurting again and the post left from the crown isnt looking too hot. could I hold 3 grand real fast

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

me: im in my 30s and really want to make sure i eat fruit and vegetables every day! my doctors also want me to eat certain things

the country i live in: we've deregulated food protections so much that if you eat a fresh leaf you'll shit yourself

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

me: I cant eat most vegetables outside leafy & cruciferous greens

The world: im cursing all the leafy & cruciferous greens with Shit Yourself Stupid Disease

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

I think everyone should shut up more. Me included

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

breakfast is two of these and a sizeable espresso drink. One day my great grandpa, while at a diner having breakfast, pointed out the window and mentioned the nearby lake was a popular disposal site for The Mob. Can't verify that claim entirely but I choose to believe it anyway

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

oh god theyre so good. SSMJ parish mom squad? eat your heart out

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

roll dough is assembled and on its 1st rise. I think i will add picked veggies and cheese in an hour and a half.

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

sacrificing the end-of-lifespan brie for a "Cosmopolitan Holler" kinda snack treat

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

Considering 3.25h of that is driving and I took 2 stops for pee and gas, I MAYBE spent 10 minutes flat at the dispensary and left with enough product to last me many months. I have the Weed Run fine tuned to a fucking tactical level

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

Hit my all time weed run record (3.5hrs from parking lot to pickup)

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

should I make pepperoni rolls.......................................?

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

Just got home from previewing multiple nature preserve areas after weed time. Cannot wait to dedicate a whole day to each

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

block-headed second cousin was giving me the damn Clavicular Stare at my aunt's cancer fundraiser today and I cant help but think in a different world we would have been best friends

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

Im not Dennis, Mac, OR Charlie. Im the poor neighbor guy who gets abducted when The Gang has it out for the newswriter.

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

I wonder why I dont go out very often and then I remember I have a diabetic cat that needs a literal smidgen of insulin (2 units of u-100) every 12 hours if I dont want him to die in a slow, painful manner

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

I dont want bottom surgery. I want a pair of underwear that fits my giant ass & hips without making me look like fetish art of the Pillsbury Dough Boy

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

if people are going to continue confusing me withe museum staff I might as well pick up the bit for myself

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

Forcing mom to take me to the paul cadmus exhibitions at the cbus museum of art before sternly telling her & the husband to go to lunch so I can pull game (upstage the docent)

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

[everything is an hour away or connected to people who previously struck down social connections] ah, shit

[half-sour 🇵🇸 @edgyusername_]

[broke, unemployed, single, aging, living in a backwater county] this is the perfect time to make new friends in my community