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this is where I spill the beans

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went back to check something and make that 4000 people i guess

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if elon removes the block feature, i can kiss my dreams of blocking 1000 people goodbye

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well, it's been fun. see you all later.

[Developers @XDevelopers]

Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

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"i feel like im in a yakuza game".
-me every time i wear a suit

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i just had a vision:

starwars ep. 10: shot for shot remake of the phamtom menace

starwars ep. 11: the millennium falcon explodes in a really stupid way for laughs

starwars ep. 12: someone finds all the parts of the falcon and puts it back together. heartwarming music plays

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@Raphaella the next time you think of a bad joke; it was me

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if twitter is in fact goeing under, here's where you can follow me elsewhere:

i will manifest a shity joke directly onto your mind

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the number of times ive heard someone say "diploDOHcus" this past week makes me want to scream into an oil barrel

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all words are made up and all dialects are valid ways of speaking english. i will die on that hill always. that being said, i truly believe your going to hell if you mispronounce any dinosaur names.

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alright, were gonna figure this shit out right now. @Xbox your face buttons are now W,X,Y,Z. @NintendoAmerica your face buttons are now A,B,C,D. im sick of you two having the same buttons in different spots.

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@Raphaella me all day today

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i cant wait until we can "computer generate" more hair follicles on a cg human head than there are on actual humans. skin pores too. just imagine: the horrors,

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so you're telling me, you found this beef on da ground?

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how you act in the shower is how we could act all the time if society wasn't such a coward

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT: Mario's👏shirt👏is👏red👏and👏his👏pants👏are👏blue👏unless👏he👏eats👏a👏fire👏flower👏then👏his👏shirt👏turns👏white👏and👏his👏pants👏become👏red👏

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i like how "are" has an 'r' in it. same with "you" and 'u'. it s like poetry, almost.

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scientists really thought that calling Uranus "urine-is" was better than "your-anus" well jokes on them now its just the pee planet instead of the butthole planet

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Happy Federally Observed Independence Day

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eating oreos, drinking pop, and resisting the "dip cookie in milk" reflex

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i will always answer 'no' if twitter asks me if a tweet by walmart is "relevant to the Walmart topic" and im a hero because of it