Edie Dakota

My journey through pregnancy. Wait, no.

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

@hkairlines needs to do better. Both my checked bags did not arrive in NRT yesterday. AirTags still at airport in HK today. Zero updates. Leaving to sea for 31 days tomorrow. …Do not fly HongKong Airlines!

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

Welcome to my first Thread.

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I keep having this recurring nightmare that it's 2020.

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@morgfair @ChrisGorham @AnelLopezGorham @ProseccoCA Hank is the best!!!!

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@1followernodad Celebrities having it hard should make you feel like a rockstar, by your standards. Why put them down because you assume what kind of lifestyle they have?

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@LauraGeggel I'm a little confused how an order today is issued tomorrow, and goes "through" 4 days ago? https://t.co/LBnobbbJKG

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‘T. Rex May Be Smaller Than Previously Thought,’ Report 50-Foot-Tall Researchers https://t.co/roedyKiYxz

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And even after all these years, I still don’t know how to pronounce Rihanna. #rihanna #emphasisonthewrongsyllable

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"Change" changes people. So do drugs. Don't do change. It's like drugs.

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Welcome back to Twitter!

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Workout Time : 45 Minutes
Calories Burned : 1 French Fry

#winning

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

It's great to wear the pants in a relationship. Especially when you don't have a relationship. And it's cold.

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It's raining snowflakes.

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@uberstud I don't know when, but I am hoping I return with a plan. And snacks.

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@uberstud how are you holding up the fort?

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

I will no longer take up poetry.

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

Wine / goes with cheese / good pears / are fruit.

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

I am going to take up poetry.

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

@uberstud it is like we are staying in touch except in a more one-sided way. I still miss you, regardless.

[Edie Dakota @EdieDakota]

@TeamDanRoberts aloha!!!! ;)