Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Everything is just Pants...

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@pmelt Last time I lost a set of keys was when I was 17, drunk in a field. Somehow found my way to my parents home. I climbed over a fence or three and slept in the back garden…

My Da never let me let my forget the fact that keys were important for a building…

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@SoThrrrJoeBrrrr What’s the conversion for Lochs ? Our currency is usually stronger 🤔

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@prettyantipod I almost “felt” this exact phrase

How dare you 😂

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@KimNichols74898 @SoThrrrJoeBrrrr

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@KimNichols74898 @SoThrrrJoeBrrrr Do I have to cuddle said man ? Make it $3k ! 😂

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@KimNichols74898 @SoThrrrJoeBrrrr I’ll never get married myself, but being jobless in my late 50s sounds appealing !

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@0LittleLemmi0 @theb1ghurt I also wouldn’t mind a sandwich via donations 😂

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@Jessianne44 @AImholtequotes @prettyantipod Even if I translate that into normal dates (day/month/year) that’s still fast 😂

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@DOOMSPAYUH Her not wearing her glasses is “doing my nut in” for lack of a better Scottish phrase.

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@DabblnDwnUdr @chadboozemock @chadzumock @CardiffElect @pmelt @BeDabbler @byb_podcast Ok, thet made me snort laugh 😂

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@chadboozemock @WhiteGuysComedy @adambusch Hey Adam, if you’re just pissing money away I’m going to the shops after work today and my microwave meal for one costs £2.80…

Venmo me !

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@Jessianne44 @AImholtequotes @prettyantipod You gave him too much hair…

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@MoodyHikmet Shout out to Axel who has had a Boxing license for 30 plus years !

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@The_Tman10 As I take the tinted glasses of, there’s no contact with player or ball really.

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@AImholtequotes @MoodyHikmet Aaron is the same age as me.

Aaron hasn’t learnt what I learnt in 1995. The internet learns. And it remembers.

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@chadboozemock @chadzumock “Mudsharkive”

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

@KimNichols74898 @DOOMSPAYUH My life’s pretty boring, I don’t have a need nor want to bore other people !

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @edinmike]

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