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hairless cats, coffee, daschunds, existential dread, and oatmeal | she/they

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making the high school english teacher who introduced me to sylvia plath pay for my therapy

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@whoagurtt good try but that’s not even Elvis last. Name

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@whoagurtt we need to arm RAs

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Nose bleed! At the airport

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@whoagurtt @meetthebug smart

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@whoagurtt canceled

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@MarinaraPacino happy for u

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total Chad on my flight told the pilot on the way out “you really handled that wind”🙄

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@MarinaraPacino Right I completely underestimated!!!!!!!

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@whoagurtt maybe just one to start

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buying a Christmas morning ticket to west side story and showing up for the last 5 minutes to see ansel elgort dead body

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@whoagurtt no and I don’t appreciate the assumption that I would

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@whoagurtt Like a horse girl, but with elves

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@whoagurtt I thought she was like such a good girl she loved the Keebler elves like she was so innocent

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@scarletbitchboi that is tape

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will this work

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@whoagurtt that was the vision

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@myopicmedias it very much did not

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@theresaazemar just watch season 2 of fleabag instead

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how r u going to be a “good” scientost. Ooh look i fed my rats the best ooh