Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈

Spinster of this parish, full-time Aunt and part-time word-botcher.

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

Ray ban website: https://t.co/oe731SS4rw

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

Ray ban website: https://t.co/oe731SS4rw

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@CorbynistaTeen It’s that simple really, isn’t it?

So much about tabloid press hounding people, vilifying celebrities until an untimely death causes them to flip sides. All true, but they follow the money. If enough people vote with their feet, journalists would have no choice but to change.

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@JimMFelton As Groucho Marx said, "Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@emmagafielding @lucyjbriers Apologies for riffing on a private conversation,, but you've reminded me of this, by the always excellent @MooseAllain https://t.co/VolKQlKBrD

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@OmarRaza @bbcwritersroom @BAFTA That's brilliant, Omar, congratulations. Really looking forward to hearing what you come up with. Xx

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@janegarvey1 @MarianKeyes FABALISS! I'm trilt! ❤️❤️❤️

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@PeteDoree @CuriousUkTelly Me too!

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@CuriousUkTelly YES! I remember the theme tune, which commenced (if I remember correctly...)

“Wotcher, Bob”
“Wotcher, Mel.”
“What ya been doing lately?”
“Can’t you tell?

(I could go on, were it not for Twitter limitations.)

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@lidlkim An excellent choice! Enjoy it.

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@OmarRaza @FagsMagsandBags @BBCRadio4 It's like Christmas come really very early indeed! 🎉🎉🍾🍾

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@JosieLong @judeinlondon2 Sorry to be losing you, Josie, but look forward to seeing what you come up with. Please keep on with Short Cuts - I love it. Xx

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@darrenpjones So pleased you were re-elected, Darren.

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@CarolineNewns Absolutely. He was a very attractive man who devoted himself to being as hideous and repulsive as possible. RIP #RikMayall

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@IMcMillan By the pricking of my thumbs,
A number 16 this way comes.... 🧙‍♀️

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@AbsolutelyStuff I love John Sparkes - Siadwel was part of my formative years. I remember him taking a pull on a bottle of whisky, nearly choking and saying "Uurgh - disgusting! No wonder drunks are always shouting." ❤️

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@SoVeryBritish Have you noticed that the phrase 'it's quite good' means different things depending on which word you stress?
"It's quite *good*" = "I'm pleasantly surprised by how good it is".
"It's *quite* good" = "It's unspeakably awful".

[Edith Calman 🏳️‍🌈 @EdithCalman]

@destructo9000 Bless you, mate. Xx

[Ali Milani @AliMilaniUK]

URGENT CALLOUT

We are so close to making history. So close to making Boris Johnson the first PM to lose his own seat. But we need more volunteers!

Come out to Uxbridge in the last hours:

📍 Uxbridge HQ: Friends Meeting House, Corner of Belmont Road and York Rd, UB8 1QW

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Investigation finds 88% of Tory ads misleading compared to 0% for Labour https://t.co/5q6lWq2jX3 via @MetroUK