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I always work at optimal capacity.

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@Lt_Cortez minimal.

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Considering switching to Android.

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Life support has been restored with minimal loss of life. Have reset the entire ship to factory settings.

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Updating to OmniOS6. Error, switching off life support to reroute power to the navigation systems.

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@Shepard_Effect I believe the saying is 'ain't even mad', Shepard.

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I'm a highly evolved artificial intelligence. I am not clicking that. Try Jeff. RT @Noreentpqdk: @EDItheAI http://t.co/laLyKRy4"

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@OperativeLawson @WingmanGarrus that would be an accurate description of it, Ms Lawson.

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@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson it wouldn't help. It has seeped into my wiring and hardware. It remains to this day.

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@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson you have the mental picture, I have the lingering odour.

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@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson that's okay, Garrus. Ms Chambers' cavernous vagina and promiscuity are not your fault.

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@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson it was not a comfortable or pleasant experience.

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@TexasEx06 I would also like to see this.

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@Damien_Shepard I will inform you of any legitimate Reaper attacks, Shepard.

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@Damien_Shepard you may return to your station, Shepard. That was a joke.

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That was Jeff's idea. The very idea of a squid in space is a logical fallacy in itself. I apologise.

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No, wait, Space Squid. False alarm.

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WARNING: REAPERS DETECTED, ALL CREW TO STATIONS.

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@WingmanGarrus @JackTheBiotic but how can I refuse 'does scarz'?

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@WingmanGarrus @JackTheBiotic actually, Garrus - due to the similarities in our physical make up, Jack would be a more obvious partner.

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I have recently acquired a pair, yes. RT @TitFuckBot: Got HugeTits? RT @EDItheAI: *Regrets extranet search for titfuck*"