Miranda Lawson

I don't have patience for incompetence. (Not affiliated with BioWare.)

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@johnshepardN7 Well, not exactly. It was my only sweater. Until James used it as a workout towel.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

Better than a flat butt https://t.co/5r3Bby98Sk

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@johnshepardN7 Wow, John, that was my favourite sweater.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@johnshepardN7 @BeyondSubject0 Anything for you. Just not with her.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

It's called having tits, hon. https://t.co/OSPViKL05o

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@johnshepardN7 @BeyondSubject0 Come on, John. It's tradition.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

I'll punch myself in the mouth, gently, with this key lime pie. https://t.co/rcP4TzKb6q

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

You come here. I'm too full of food https://t.co/AqUi8F4MYk

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@asaricommando @BeyondSubject0 when we're dead.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

Fight me irl. https://t.co/CTkXGRYFRf

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@BeyondSubject0 You'll be flushed when I'm done with you...

And not in a sexy way.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@BeyondSubject0 I hope you flushed her good so she never has to spend any more of her miserable life with you

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

I'm having a food baby, here. I'm going to name it Ashley.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

"Prior engagements" involved stuffing myself with Yorkshire puddings and prosecco, then being unable to get out of my catsuit.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

Sorry. Prior engagements. https://t.co/XziFcIg0wS

[BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems]

Miranda wasn't waiting for me under the Christmas tree this morning, Santa isn't real.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@JackTheBiotic ugh. Called my bluff.

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@JackTheBiotic See you in the engine room later xoxo

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

Yes, thank you, loyal subjects. What illusions of grandeur? https://t.co/0DvrLBdlri

[Chaser @ChasertheWriter]

In honor of the N7 day celebration, let’s use this as a good opportunity to remind ourselves that Miranda is incredibly incredibly important

[Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson]

@JackTheBiotic @hellaWilliam Well you're so... Stinky...

[Jack @JackTheBiotic]

Happy #N7Day you fucks. Apparently I'm not allowed to be in the new game but JUST LET THEM TRY AND STOP ME