sabrina (1954) mirandy au where mary is andy’s long time unrequited crush/love, and miranda is mary’s older sister who tries to seduce andy away from mary only to fall for her instead
“i got a fax from miranda priestly herself saying that of all the assistants she's ever had you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. and if i don’t hire you, I am an idiot.” like oh everyone else needs to pack it the fuck up bc that line was IT