Ed Kenneth

Unbloggiest. Try-hard writer of new weird, sff, a perfect first draft. Ex-vaper.

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@EmilyThornberry How about we rise as one and destroy them and their whole institution? Mmmm

[Emily Thornberry @EmilyThornberry]

Last year PM Boris Johnson took his entourage of 24 out for a banquet in New York. He paid £4445.07 & used the Foreign Office's credit card. Remember, you paid for this & 10 infant school children could have been fed for a year instead.
They know no shame. https://t.co/R8LXAvuwUj

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@politvidchannel In the UK, a trump is a fart. When my son shits his nappy I ask him if he's "done a Donald"

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Hello @GretaThunberg, I wanted to update you that Andrew Tate's newest ride is a prisoner transport van slightly resembling the 2015 Ford Transit, which was designed for discomfort, and has a 3.7L V-6 with at least 275 hp and 260 lb-ft of torque.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

🇩🇪Germany nationalised energy
🇸🇪Sweden nationalised energy
🇳🇴Norway nationalised energy
🇮🇸Iceland nationalised energy
🇨🇭Switzerland nationalised energy
🇦🇹Austria nationalised energy
🇫🇮Finland nationalised energy
🇫🇷France nationalised energy

Time for us 🇬🇧 to nationalise energy!

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@Kaptanron @CalltoActivism It's all the greasy fake tan, makes him hard to pin down

[Dr. MemeNstein 🇺🇸🦅 @Coste1Costello]

@itsJeffTiedrich .
Jeff Tiedrich classic🤣

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Elon Musk refusing to accept the results of any poll he doesn't win is all the proof you need that he's a Republican

[Captain Mannering @Captn_Mannering]

@AngelaRayner He doesn't want to be constrained by ethics or morals... nasty little rich boy filling his boots

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@Ocean_Bees Or in general to have a house infested with feathers and garlanded in bird shit?

[NPC Energy 🏹🌈 @heysailor00]

Feels like this guy may not be your true love, unless your dream is own an aviary or perhaps some sort of bird themed pub?

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@janshowcraft777 @ericareport All the words are spelled correctly, which is the only sign that this might be accurate

[Jan @janshowcraft777]

@ericareport

[Dr. Charles, Accepting No Imitations @ergoking]

@NoLieWithBTC

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@arrivanortheast the 54 from Whitley Bay to Newcastle is now 34 minutes late, the one after it is currently 4 minutes late #Uber

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@JonnyAManning And there's always the question of how it will be exploited to keep the rich rich

[Ed Kenneth @EdKenneth71]

@JonnyAManning Net positive energy. Hey, I'm happy to have my cynicism groin stomped, I'm just too jaded for optimism as a default

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

Without trade unions we wouldn't have:

• Annual leave
• Sick pay
• A minimum wage
• A two day weekend
• Maternity leave
• Protection from workplace discrimination
• 8 hour working days
• Redundancy pay
• Health and safety in the workplace
• Workplace pensions

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Last night, at a Dave Chappelle show, ELON MUSK GOT BOOED. For almost 10 minutes. He couldn't get a word in. The videos of it are already gone. I don't see "Musk got booed" among the trending phrases, so I assume his tech team made sure it wasn't, cause he's sensitive and fragile