EdmoN

🖤

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten

[*not virgo @murakamirug]

“everyone grieves in there own way”
erika kirk:

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

2025: “AI will be used to cure cancer”

2026:

[401_da_sarpanch @401_da_sarpanch]

Good Morning Canadians.🤣

[໊ @user0000O0]

this

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I click “confirm payment” and they take away my money

[Ponzi Trader @buyerofponzi]

Christmas is over lock in

[Καλός @realKalos]

A woman would have to undergo 1,000 childbirths at the same time to come even slightly close to experiencing the pain a man does during a mild flu.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

The tylenol changed you bruh

[tubb @tubbbbss]

30 year old man btw😭

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Skinny kings having been taking down big booty baddies for centuries

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

girlfriend: is crying

me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while