Edna Pontellier

Just your average 1800's gal. Robert is a hunk Kentucky Protestant

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@awakeningedna18 Silly girl, you marry for money, not love. #sugardaddy

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@StayWokeEdna More like babies

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@awakeningedna18 And probably foolin' around.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Leonce was a mistake. Just like my children.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@thelonelybonbon Honey, we only friends with the water. #imlonely

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@awakeningedna18 @CagedparrotEdna Exactly!! He also has to be an attention giver.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Robert left again.. but im gonna leave too. #takethatyouingreats

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Dear annoying husband,
Let me be saucy when and wherever I want. #saucygoodness

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Theroux was right. Boyzrstupid

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

I love music, and Oooooo it’s just me, myself and I, solo ride until I die.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

We are separated more now then ever before. Where is Robert so I can just be with him??? #onlybreakfasttogether

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Why is Robert going to Mexico?!? Atleast take me with you :( #comeback

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Why in the heck did I get married?!? These single men finnnneee. #marriageprobs

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@awakeningedna18 Same here girl.. but I’m just glad I barley have to speak with him

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@kentuckyedna Don't fall in love. They always leave.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Don't catch feelings for people because they leave you in the end anyways.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@kentuckyedna @thelonelybonbon Especially when Robert is there 😉

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

@EdnaPontellie19 Nah they just all annoying

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

If I'm the one who has a small brain.. then my husband got small hands.

[Edna Pontellier @ednaisawake]

Leonce is gone 24/7 and yells at me all the time. The women are gross and make me uncomfortable. And my kids won't leave me alone, send help