Ms.Adhiambo⏳

[Ms.Adhiambo⏳ @ednavelma]

ALL GLORY TO GOD🎉

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

4. Quote this with your best photo of the year

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Now watch how it’ll be Monday in 2 minutes.

[🇦🇷ᵏⁱg3ⁿ ᥫ᭡ 🇪🇸 @X_Official__]

A baby in the matatu starts to cry then shortly after a drunk fella shouts "unafikiria ni wewe peeyako unajua kulia" then proceeds to cry in unison 😭😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

When you hear about things happening in Nigeria, you’d be shocked.

A woman gave birth to twins at the hospital & the doctor informed her that one of them didn’t make it out alive.

She asked to see the baby still, but the doctor said baby is not in good shape, & they can’t show her because she just gave birth and it’s the hospital’s policy.

Fast Forward, she found the supposed late baby with the doctor’s wife during immunisation classes months later.

She checked and the baby looked exactly like her baby. She confronted the doctor later on and he wanted to return the baby but the wife refused. He had to stay on his wife’s side.

The mother of the twins went to the police to report, but instead, she was the one locked up alongside her husband because the doctor and his wife knew people in the police that were in high positions.

She asked for DNA and they said the police came back to say they can’t do any DNA till the child is 8 years old. She refused. The police then threatened her that if she keeps causing problems,they’ll put her in prison till the child is 8. In face, they made her sign an undertaking that she’ll not bother the doctor and his family.

Many years later, the child is grown now, from the video I watched, the boy should be 8 years old (not sure). She is taking up the case again, but this doctor and his wife are refusing to do DNA. They transferred the case to Command in Abuja, the police can see the resemblance clearly, but this doctor took the case to FCID, which is bigger than Command.

This woman has lost hope in the system and has now gone to VeryDarkMan, who is gonna take up the case now. How do you steal someone’s child as a medical practitioner?

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

Periods be so draining. No matter how many years pass, you could never get use to this.

[No @theanswrisno]

Openly admitting that you not paying attention to what’s going on in the world is not the flex you think it is .

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Humanity iko fvcked man.. Watu wanapata accident then two niggas who see the accident happen approach the wreckage, badala ya kusaidia wenye walikua involved, they rob the injured couple and take turns on the already injured woman before fleeing the scene..

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

Before whatsapp had statuses, we used to put people on our Profile Pictures on their birthdays 😭😂

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

Well,
Ruto cannot pick and choose which provisions of the Constitution apply. He should first account for his own four years in office.He is the greatest threat to constitutionalism and the realization of the Constitution. No constitutional future can be built with Ruto in power.

[𝒯𝒞⁷⁷⁷ @TifahCrump777]

Weird how 18 year old Nolan wells is a MAN who made bad choices but the white 18+ friends with him were “boys”.

[Kachii💞 @Kachiiszn]

That feeling when a boiled egg peels perfectly without taking half the egg with it. >>>

[Teevirus Spinks 🏳️‍🌈🚌🔋🚴🏿‍♂️ @teevirus]

The best time to plant trees in anticipation of hotter summers was 20 years ago. The next best time is today.

[The journey of A Christian lady @ThejourneyofACL]

You might be hanging by a thread, but if it’s attached to the hem of His garment.
You’re gonna be alright🥹

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

“Bride cooking her wedding rice” “bride doing her own alaga”

God I thank you for making me extremely lazy😭

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

"Imagine if it was your daughter.”

No.

Develop empathy WITHOUT imagining her to be your sister, daughter or mom.

Develop BASIC humanity…

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I brought and was having Malt at work, colleague came in “that looks nice,I have never seen that drink before”

I said yea, it’s a Nigerian drink, made from barley.

She said that’s Amazing

Next day, I was called in for drinking alcohol at work.

I brought the bottle and asked them to show me where it says there’s Alcohol in it ?

*Crickets*

[Cherise🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

If I call you “sir”
I’m putting a very large boundary and I want you to know your place.

[Odomode Olowo 💷 @Zheynahb_21]

The concept of IELTS expiring after 2 years is wild. The fluent English I spoke 2 years ago, I can no longer speak it😉???

[Billions @tundebillions]

Oyinbo fit tell you say you smell nice make e still go report you to HR say your scent too strong. Ma fo o. 😂