haylee 🦕

hi i’m back to yap about podcasts and superheroes 💫

[lucky 🍠 @luluckystars]

thinking about rocky learning to speak actual CLEAR english, but only with one-off words that don’t exist in eridian. for example:

𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦! 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘯!

[kara zor-els bush @addahsbush]

ryland grace loving cats the musical is important to me and perhaps only me

[haylee 🦕 @ednedchicane]

@addahsbush it’s incredibly important

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Is Count Dooku real? Not that I’m like “scared” or anything… I just wanna know

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I didn’t watch it but it’s awesome that Bucky was a US Senator in the latest Captain America. I love the idea of the American public being intelligent and empathetic enough to both separate Bucky from The Winter Soldier, who in-universe killed JFK, and then elect him to congress.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

We need a season set at a community theatre company where the one real person is the assistant stage manager they hire

[haylee 🦕 @ednedchicane]

spent my bday crying (i finally got to see the outsiders) (it was incredible)

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

last winter I went out with my friends and got stupid drunk and the next day they asked me who is Caroline because I was talking shit on her and calling her a bitch all night. I was doing my annual reread y'all 😭 talking shit on Caroline Bingley at the club 😭😭😭

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

this is so awesome actually

[ash👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 livley publicist @scr0tumhat]

thinking things

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i don't really know what to say other than that the people of minnesota are unfathomably brave and their collective strength gives me a ton of hope despite all the tragedy and violence being inflicted by the government. community will always be the most important thing we have

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

it honestly doesn’t matter that he was a nurse or anything to describe him as the good person he clearly was. ICE should not be killing people in the street.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This video of Alex Pretti was posted on Facebook by Mac Randolph, the son of the deceased veteran, with this caption:

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

every time i hear amanda seyfried sing thank you for the music i’m like no thank YOU

[Ƶelly @D_aughterzell]

new batgirl cover looks nice #cassandracain

[r @fowlerfiles]

this might be the funniest tweet ive ever read btw

[gabie 𝜗ৎ ݁˖ @cultsimmer]

my sims every time it’s harvestfest:

[tai ⛓️‍💥 rewatching spn s4 @samisogyny]

the nature of watching supernatural is that you keep falling into the trap of thinking sam is the normal brother only for him to reveal something that proves you wrong and that both brothers are equally weird. this happens again and again and again until the show ends

[李蝙蝠血 @bat_bleed]

Steph drawn like the spectre