Cheeseburger Eddy

What'd she order?

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

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@jackunheard

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

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@samstein

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

JD Vance knows he messed up. He was supposed to pretend to be a Catholic, do the whole pious statesman charade ahead of 2028, but he underestimated how unpopular he is, so attacking the pope was like putting his hand in hornet’s nest. Now he wants to save face, but the damage is done. I guess JD will just have to change his name again and write a third memoir when this is over.

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@MLB @Topps Puto el que lea

[MLB @MLB]

Happy birthday to Miggy!

Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Miguel Cabrera @Topps Diamond Icons card 💎

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@atrupar @Phil_Lewis_

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@RpsAgainstTrump

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@9mmsmg

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Ya mero? 🤔

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president.

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Ramsay Snow you bastard, somehow you're a bigger piece of shit

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Watching Game of Thrones for the first time ever. Joffrey Baratheon you are a piece of shit.

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Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

To understand Trump's greatness - the number of times America has defeated a country.

Germany - 2 times (1918, 1945)
Japan - 1 time (1945)
Iran - 18 times (2025-2026)

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@MargoMartin47 @StephenM @SecScottBessent when am I getting my Billion? It must've got lost in the mail.

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@SuitSheep @allie__voss

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@JuicegawdinPriv Hang it in the Louvre

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears

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@lilduval