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I drink too much and dance terribly.

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@gregjames circa 1866

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In a Roman Osteria (1866) by the Danish painter Carl Bloch.

The patron who commissioned the painting was a merchant named Moritz G. Melchior, who is shown talking to two gentlemen in the background.

Bloch actually drew himself into the painting and is the man with his back turned, looking menacingly at the individual who is supposedly flirting with the two women at his table. He is backed up by his cat.

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@MacaBarness @CamBarnes93 I haven’t tweeted since January, and this is what I have to break that streak with. (But seriously how do you qualify for the vouchers)

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@MrGrantSmith Yep, remind me why I came home again? 🤣

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@MrGrantSmith New Zealand literally did this the first week of lockdown back in March 2020, when I was still there 🤣🤣 keep up Bobby, absolute shambles

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@MacaBarness Lamps for Prime Minister

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@MrGrantSmith Big Fifa sesh was it?

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@MrGrantSmith You say this kinda shit about 6 times a year babe #bodybyGrant

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@CharlieNolan28 I’ll do you a good deal on a Ford Fiesta

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Cristiano Ronaldo destroys Borja Mayoral in Real Madrid training. 😱🔥👏

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@CharlieNolan28 @MacaulayBarnes @BBCSport The fact that Makalele isn't an option is an outrage #BIGtackle

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Been on two runs in two days and I've already got a blister. If that's not a sign to give up I don't know what is #fuckyouJonahHill

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@ash24b Hi bray, Claire here, very inappropriate comment you've made there!

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I take it back this is not love making 😳

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I can confirm they are now making love 👍🏻

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No greater feeling than chilling on your top bunk whilst the girl on the bunk below gives her boyfriend the loudest blowjob in history 🙃🙃🙃

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Ok rant over. On a lighter note, I hope Chelsea resign Lukaku, Arsenal keep Wenger forever, and Liverpool fans bet on it being "their year"