Edo Julyandro Palis

[Topi Jerami @topistraw]

Drama telur

Barusan beli telur di Indomaret plus beli snack. Kasirnya kayaknya masih latihan deh soalnya gk pake seragam. Pas bayar dia bilang total harganya 14rb. Aku kan jadi haah? Masak iya total 14rb telur 10 butir ama snack? Snacknya aja 11rban, jadi telur yang 10 butir itu 3rb doang?

Sebenarnya aku buru2. Tapi aku kasian, soalnya pernah dengar kalo ada yang bilang kasirnya bakal ganti kerugian sendiri misalnya ada barang yang hilang walaupun bukan mereka penyebabnya. Jadi aku bilang ama kasirnya, gk salah mas telur cuma 3rb, gugup orangnya. Padahal struk udah dicetak dan dia lagi hitung kembalian uangku yang 50rb dari harga 14rb itu wkwk

Didatangilah dia ama yg pake seragam, ternyata dia input telurnya sebiji, bukan 10 biji. Akhirnya dia makin bingung. Aku bilang mas input aja struk baru lagi 9 biji. Trus dia ikutin saranku. Akhirnya dia bingung lagi, aku yang buru2 makin kesel wkwk.

Akhirnya kusuruh pake kalkulator hp ajam dan dia hitung totalnya jadi berapa, dan hitung ulang kembalianku berapa. Akhirnya dia ikutin dan drama telur selesai wkwk

Menjadi orang baik itu pilihan, begitu juga jadi orang jahat, bisa aja aku gk ngomong dan ambil kembalian 36rb lalu pergi. Dan mungkin kasir baru itu dipecat. Dan aku tetap santai seperti biasa. Tapi ya itu, kalo kecurangan duit kecil aja gk bisa nolak, apalagi duitnya gede

[Edo Julyandro Palis @edojulyandro]

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[Edo Julyandro Palis @edojulyandro]

@alexasaffira Aslii ini inter era kegelapan.. nyesek.. diliat males ga diliat sayang :(

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