Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts

I don’t have much to say, but when I do it’s usually a snide comment or an inappropriate retweet

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

How many people have texted in for @hperik7140 already? @shalomshuli @HowardStern

[NYC Mayor's Office @NYCMayorsOffice]

Social distancing is WORKING, New York City! Now we have to keep it going. It's how we can eventually move to the next phase together. Report social distancing violations by texting a photo to 311-692. #AskMyMayor

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

If you type Joe in your phone and Joe Exotic is listed ahead of a Vice President/Democratic Candidate you know the current status of things #JoeExotic #COVOD19 #Biden2020

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@ChiPubSchools are closed after Monday. Need a Coronavirus Camp for kids? Contact @ChiPartyAunt

[Cafe Tola @cafetola]

Hey @UberEats we are a small minority owned business. It would be great if you guys could pay us our money so we can pay our employees so their families can eat. We’ve been waiting to get paid for 3 MONTHS. Your customer service has been of no use at all. Love, Tola

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

There is only one person who can fix this mess @ChiPartyAunt

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

CPS canceled classes Wednesday as the Chicago teachers strike continued. Earlier, Democratic presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren joined Chicago teachers for a rally on the West Side. https://t.co/Azj3Ab0ej8

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@GabeKornell @nathansnewman @peterdaou It’s you, the last strike was 2012, the one before that 1987. Also, based on the people I’ve met from Florida the teachers there are overpaid ;)

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@shalomshuli Why couldn’t it have been @bobohsternn

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

Hard seltzer at the ⁦@Cubs⁩ game? What is this world coming to ⁦@ChiPartyAunt⁩ #Budlight

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@ChiPartyAunt @chicagosmayor Two for one Red Stripes

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@muddog06 @mnhawkcub She pronounced tornader correctly

[Brandon Stokes @bstokes79]

Already been 1 year since this happened? #WhiteSox #108ing

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

Reason #427 I try to avoid the @cta - homophobic passengers who love screaming at fellow passengers #realgoodstuff

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

Hey @ChiPartyAunt where’s the Cubs/Sox after party at tonight? #EverybodyIn @Cubs

[Stern Show @sternshow]

20 years ago, @robertAbooey agreed to air the #LoveTape he created for his ex-girlfriend in front of a live studio audience, and what they saw that day has never been forgotten.

You can watch the full 27-minute premiere of the video from 1999 exclusively on the @SIRIUSXM app!

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@krentcilp5 will always be your plus one @salgovernale prayers for this being the real photo next year @shalomshuli #prayersfortanmom

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

BREAKING: #Cubs in agreement with free-agent closer Craig Kimbrel, pending physical, sources tell The Athletic.

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

Can somebody put @AaronRodgers12 beer in a sippy cup for him plz.

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

@Cubs So help me god if rain delays next year don’t have #beermoney @Kelly_Crull @LukeStuckmeyer

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

Don’t forget my daughter.

[Random (Often Drunk) Thoughts @edonnel2]

Please tell us the secret recipe

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

Proud and honored to be named “Head Hose Girl” for tomorrow’s 9am dye job. See you all there!!!