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that really whoa'd my mamas

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holla atcha all

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despite popular demand i am not dead just sunk to the bottom of the ocean with the weight of other stuff

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blows dust off tweetbot app

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@NerdBirdWonder chester uni it’s really cute

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@NerdBirdWonder yeeeeep that’s it

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@NerdBirdWonder i’m good about to start uni in a couple of weeks

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@NerdBirdWonder that’s what my account said at least

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@NerdBirdWonder first tweet in 40 days and i get this kind of reception where’s my parade

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i gave the album a shot to be fair but oh my god these are the most boring songs on my entire ipod get out of my phoooooooone

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having the U2 album show up unannounced and uninvited on my phone would have been cooler if i actually liked U2

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@bluexherb groovy

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i say PROBABLY four hours but it’s more likely to be six or seven

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it’s 6pm so there are probably at least four more hours to suffer through here until i can feign being tired and wanting to go home

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kick me in the face it would be more bearable than this and also over much faster

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like family travel games

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i’ve been dragged to my parents’ friends’ house for probably 10 million hours and they want to play games

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@NerdBirdWonder probably bc frankie’s been dressing him (doesn’t he look like a big bang theory reject tho)

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@bluexherb rex completely falling for insane knd logic every time

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@bluexherb whAT OH MY GOD WHY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING HE’D ACTUALLY SAY

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@bluexherb was the fight about the baby