ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok
Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.
We're all tired but seriously let's take a minute to thank all the people who are counting our votes in a historic pandemic. It's hard, thankless, and now suddenly dangerous work. Thank you to everyone who's counting the ballots!